stugotz
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15-9-2022 17:52 |
Here's a good one - Was years back when I was still living in Beijing. Picked up a pretty hot girl in Sanlitun (when it was still good, talking about almost 10 years ago now).
She seemed pretty normal, had pretty good English and I thought I was gonna get lucky with a freebie (It happens once in a blue moon!).
Make out in the taxi all the way back to my place. Make out on the couch and she says she wants to take a shower to freshen up.
Sure no problem right? She comes out 20 min later naked, and then asks for money.
I know - this is nothing special, happens all the time and happened many times to people I know. But this is where it completely goes off the rail.
I turn her down and ask her to leave and even offered taxi fare...but she says that she cannot leave because she just threw all her clothes into my washing machine to wash - wtf???
I quickly run in the bathroom and indeed, there is a load of laundry going on. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out how to stop and drain the machine mid-wash so the door isn't locked.
So I spend the next hour or so watching TV with a naked chick sitting beside me - not even any more making out...
An hour later, I give her 100 kuai for taxi and send her off with wearing wet clothes.
Can't believe I haven't posted about this...usually I tell everyone this story cause it's just so ridiculous! | |
| Mandoggy |
15-9-2022 17:57 |
Acceptance +3 |
Hahahaha.. legendary! |
| vinc9 |
15-9-2022 18:05 |
Acceptance +3 |
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| pervertlee |
15-9-2022 20:22 |
Acceptance +3 |
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| nitesky6888 |
15-9-2022 20:26 |
Acceptance +8 |
Admire your will LOL |
| manhands |
15-9-2022 22:00 |
Acceptance +4 |
Lol |
| HKGPeter |
16-9-2022 00:00 |
Acceptance +2 |
Hilarious! |
| obe |
16-9-2022 09:06 |
Acceptance +10 |
Lol |
| teltel |
16-9-2022 09:31 |
Acceptance +3 |
Should have charged her for the use of shower and washing machine |
| Bloodrage |
16-9-2022 12:29 |
Acceptance +3 |
Thought u were dating a normal girl, bait n switched. |
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