Most Serendipitous or Random (yet funny) experience
Mods - let me know if this should go in the lounge or can stay in this section; I couldn't find a thread like this so please feel free to move, delete etc. If anyone has seen a thread like this (different to my previous thread, see below), feel free to mention.
Basing off my previous thread on most surreal / experiences - I was actually expecting to see more  - some were really really juicy - but instead I thought I would open this thread - to focus on more the funny side of your punts. Life's too short to focus on the negativity!  (been seeing quite a few sad posts recently)
So recently I have repeated my usual places and there are have been some truly odd yet funny things happening - and curious to see if anyone has similar experiences during their punts. Like before, consider this a safe space - no need to post specific women, agents, or locations, just a place to casually (and anonymously) share. 
A few of my experiences / examples (I'm sure you all have something better!)
- Got quite close talking to a spa girl; always sparks flying during our punts - as we entered the room it was a quick DFK session, was super hard, and she then got up and rushed to get a bag out of the cupboard....thought it was a pack of condoms but turned out to be a peach - yes; a peach. Ended up talking casually and eating fruit before we started out session
- After finishing a punt, a girl no longer working at the spa was hanging around, ordered MacDs for everyone and offered me a burger; she was so excited to see me as I was eating she literally was dry humping my leg, while eating, a burger in one hand, the other hand on my shoulder, all while I was trying to hold a conversation with another woman lol.
- At one spa, I went very regularly during my early days - to a point where the woman at the end of the session, serious face on, said - 'wait here, the boss wants to see you' - I thought I was in deep shit with some triad member - after waiting for the longest 5 minute ever; turns out not only she was a beauty, she wanted to thank me for my support in their tough times - (then we couldn't keep our hands off each other until someone else needed the room
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- During the opening party at one of the spas - I noticed one of the managers lost a lot of weight - she looked great before but even better now; I couldn't even recognize her. Party was in full swing, other customers chatting to the women, nothing weird going on - the manager suddenly made me hold her hips while she drank, and the other manager who's just as hot simultaneously swung by, stroked LB once and whispered something in my ear (will leave it to your imagination) - I was eating roast pork when this happened (a traditional Chinese dish for new shops opening; I think for good luck?) - and choked - made a scene in front of all the guys and women there (about 7-8 people in a small space), with someone almost calling an ambulance lol
If possible, I would like to try and keep this a positive thread, so no beef, toxic on punts but the random (and positive / great side) or serendipitous experiences.
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- some were really really juicy - but instead I thought I would open this thread - to focus on more the funny side of your punts. Life's too short to focus on the negativity! 
(been seeing quite a few sad posts recently)
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