Brisbane, California
Ah . . . California, currently known as the "Land of the Fruits and Shoots" . . . formerly known as "The Land of the Golden State's Milk and Honeys."
Sigh, matters have clearly changed.
Date & Time of Session: 20 October 2021 ~1900 hours
Location: Brisbane [south of San Francisco on Hwy 101]
Name: do not recall
link: https://greenspabrisbane.wixsite.com/greenspal
Nationality & Language: Mainland, decent Eng-Go-Lish
Age: middle 40s?
Face: masked, difficult to see
Body: fully clothed [see below]
Height: ~5ft 2in.
Skill: 2/5
Service: 2/5
GFE: 0/5
PSE: 0/5
Price & Session Length: US $70 for 60 minutes
Repeat: Hades will freeze first
In San Francisco on business whilst waiting for HKG to reopen before I die. A local contact mentioned this Spa
is where Jackie Chan goes whenever he is in the Bay Area for top shelf work. As I was leaving the following day
on a long flight, I thought a good massage would assist the flight.
The place is in a small stripmall which also has an excellent Japanese restaurant. Inside this spa, there were 2 women
[greeter ~middle 50s and the other girl in middle 40s.]. I was assigned the younger one and led to a standard issue
clean basic room. For the first 20 minutes, she gave a semi-decent 2/5 back massage with significant attention paid to
my buttocks [as in hint, hint] whilst talking about her hometown of Guangzhou. As I was not expecting anything other
than a Jackie Chan top shelf massage, the multiple "accidental" brief touches of my balls were interesting as she casually
mentioned the upsell. HJ US$80 extra but for a mere US $200 extra, she removes all of her clothing and you get full
access. She refused to answer if vaginal finger insertion or DATY were allowed but did make VERY clear there would be
no FS as "too dangerous . . . even with condom." 
When I turned over, she began a pleasant massage of my balls. As she refused to negotiate her prices, I declined any
additional services and told her to massage my front for the remaining 35 [of 60] minutes. She was thin, flat chested
with no descernable ass or other "interesting, visible" features by which to be remotely interested, even if stranded on
a deserted island for many years. 
Predictably, a new customer then arrived when she announced, "I have a new customer, thank you for understanding."
When I replied, "I am your present customer with 30 minutes remaining on the 1 hour massage" she simply walked off
to begin the new client! Through the paper thin walls, I heard this teenager rapidly agree to the US $200 extra service.
Fortunately, she lacked any sexual appeal, hence no blue balls whilst being pissed at a 50% time shortage rip-off. 
Later, I learned from my contact that Jackie Chan's masseuse is a older straight male and these 2 women simply rent
a room from time to time. Timing is everything.
Bottom Line: location does not change a commonly encountered un-businesslike behaviour.
Fyi, in San Rafael [north of SF in Marin County] FS is US $200, condom optional.
Humours seperately attached.
1. banana: what I thought I was getting
2. coke, what I got [the coke woman is light years more attractive]
3. what I should have done
4. insanity
5. miss the place | |
