Summer (Mis)Adventures - Lily @MSpa
Name: Lily
Location: Wanchai
Contact/Link: TG spa8888
Date: July
Language: Cantonese (with Indigenous villager accent)
Face: 1/5
Body: 2/5
Height: 160cm
Service: 2/5
Price/Session: $1200
WIR: No Never.
Thought I read some good reviews about this spa. TG’d and I asked for Sa, agent said others available and provide a standard list, hence I selected Coco or QQ, agent Ok’d. Made my way to their building, thick short lady opened up, told her I booked either Coco/qq, led me to a room and asked me to shower first. Damn it, should of waited for the girl to show up! Out of the shower, the same lady walks in - questioned where my choices were and said they were stuck in traffic and would she do? Asked who she was and she said Lily. I’m butt naked, so what the heck - asked her what services she provides and selected Nuru with CIM
P1 - Massage was half-assed, like a kid randomly pushing lift buttons… I knew I was going to regret this.
P2 - Nuru gel was piping hot and spread sparingly. She got naked, body was thick with a belly, B boobs, nipples felt dry and sandy as she wandered around. Really underwhelmed, didn’t feel it, just wanted to leave. Flipped, kissed around body and ears - didn’t enjoy. Onto BBBJ, took a while until I popped in her mouth - that was the only ok moment. Showered, paid, saw another under-par lady as I walked out.
Referring back to Lily’s pic in TG, only the outfit is the same. Never again!!! | |
