Tanxxx - Thai in Wan Chai
Date & Time of Session: mid-June
Location: hotel in Wan Chai
Name: Tanxxx
Link: https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-hong-kong/tanxxx
Agent: n/a
Nationality & Language: Thai / English
Age: 34
Face: 5/5. As in the photos under the link. Really MCOT.
Body: 3/5. Nice bum and generally fit, but really flabby stomach & VERY fake breasts.
Height: 5'2"
Service: 2/5
Skill: 3/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 3.5/5
Price & Session Length: 2,500 / 60 min
Repeat: No way!
Hi! This is my first report, so please be understanding 
I found Tan on Massage Republic, was really impressed with her photos and, despite not finding any reviews of her on this forum (those on her page on MR seem fake to me), decided to give her a go. Arranging to meet her was really easy. I just texted her on the day a couple of hours in advance and she replied on WhatsApp. She lives in Wan Chai, so she booked a room in a local hotel and sent me the details.
When we met, she was very talkative and a bit hyper. She asked me where I was from, told me about working in other countries, showed me some photos on her phone etc. Her manner was the opposite of sexy. It was like talking to a guy in a pub.
Finally, she asked me to have a shower. She did not join me. When I came back, she asked me to pay upfront, which I did.
She did an OK BBBJ, but it felt a little rushed and passionless. She does have a very long tongue, as in the first photo on her page, and she did use it a lot, but more to show off than to give pleasure. It would look good in a video but felt just OK.
Then we started in missionary. She was moaning very loudly and in a VERY fake way (like in really bad porn), which was a turn off for me. Her beautiful face is her best asset, so it was especially disappointing that she avoided looking at me or kissing (despite her profile mentioning "French kissing"). She would just look away and close her eyes. FYI - I am neither old nor ugly, and my breath is fine (I did not eat anything smelly and I brushed my teeth before seeing her), so it must be how she does it with everyone.
Then we switched to doggy, and after just 2-3 minutes, she pretended that she came. The sounds she made were so weird, they reminded me of someone having a particularly difficult sh.t. Really not sexy. Needless to say that she did not become any wetter after her fake orgasm and in fact had to apply more lube shortly after that. We then tried a few different positions. She continued with her moans, pretended to come again and, 30 minutes into my hour, she started repeatedly asking me to come. By then, I had lost interest in the process, so I duly obliged.
As soon as I came, she became very friendly and chatty. Asked me if I wanted to f.ck her again, which I declined. Told me how much she enjoyed it, which was clearly not true. And started talking about her life again.
FYI - she told me that she only serviced white guys. No Chinese, Indian or black. When I asked why no Chinese, she said they often complained about her flabby stomach or fake boobs. I don't blame them.
After I left, she WhatApp'd me to say again how much she had enjoyed everything and was looking forward to seeing me again. I did not reply.
Considering the price and how beautiful Tan's face is (IMHO), it was a very disappointing experience.
Perhaps if you like PSE and could not care less about GFE, you may enjoy your time with Tan more, as she is quite active (even hyper), changes positions all the time, can take some pounding etc. For me though GFE is more important, and I had none (even though it is mentioned on her page).
I hope you find this review helpful. If you had a different experience with Tan, please let us all know in the comments below!
Thank you!
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