[Sala Thai] Janny
Date & Time of Session: Mid March
Location: Flat E, 9/F, 38-64 Hennessy Road
Name: Janny
Agent: Telegram
Nationality & Language:Thai & basic English
Age: Mid-20s
Face: 4/5 (not as cute as her photos but still cute)
Body: 4/5 (standard skinny Thai girl with small boobs, but I like that)
Skill: 3/5
GFE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: $600 for 45 minutes (she rounded up from $580)
Repeat: Yes and no, see below
All these travel restrictions has forced me to get my Thai fix (check out my other reviews) elsewhere these days outside the Land of Smiles... I chose Sala Thai based on their girls and the large number of recent reviews. Before I get to it, here are some basics:
Booking - only WhatsApp and Telegram now
Channel - suggest downloading Telegram and searching for “Sala_Thai”
Booking - can use Telegram (@SalaThaiMassage) or WhatsApp (+85268217764)
The place is really easy to get to and in the middle of Wanchai. It’s right by the Circle K, so you cannot miss it. The building appears to be a mixed used residential and commercial, so it’s not inconceivable you walked in for something else (unlike Fuji, where you know what people are going in for...). The elevator on the right is even floors only (for those who want to be discreet and walk up/down a floor), and the elevator on the left is for those who throw caution to the wind. Once you get out, turn left and it’s the first door on your right. Ring the doorbell and you will be let in.
I am by no means a connoisseur of spas in HK, so take this as an absolute vs. relative review. There is no mamasan in charge, so whichever girl opened the door will ask you to show them your booking (note, must get a sticker from the channel vs. just agreeing on a girl & time). I kind of wish there was a nicer start, like a sadwadeeka or something, but alas, no manager to run shit. As others have noted, it’s laid out like a small apartment so as soon as you walk in, you’re in the living room. There is no AC, and all the girls are just sitting on whatever surfaces are free. It’s a bit awkward and not the best laid out, but then you’re not here for the ambiance.
The girl found Janny, who is actually very cute and good looking. Not quite the same as the photo with her two hands by her face, but 100% the video of her in the Telegram channel. She leads me to the first room and tells me to shower. It’s awkward since you have to borrow her pink slippers and walk to the shower outside the room past all the girls waiting there. The shower is nothing to write home about and slightly bigger but similar to the 141 walk up types.
I was in a rush so I booked a 45 minute session, so she took off her clothes except panties right away and started the massage. Her skills there were okay, but again she is a small girl so it’s hard for her to do too much. She then asked me to flip after 10-15 minutes. After rubbing some oil on herself, she starts to do body to body. This doesn’t work too well, mainly because you’re on a tiny massage table that is set against the corner of the room, so not much room to manuver. I tell her it’s fine, so she grabs the condom to start the CBJ (you have to pay $200 extra for BBBJ, but she didn’t even try to upsell me). Since CBJ really does nothing for me, I pull her up and put myself inside her. She actually got pretty wet despite the lack of warm up, but maybe she finds me attractive / is a horny bitch. We do it in a few positions, but the whole time she kept telling me to “please cum”, which I could not figure out was due to her wanting to get it over, her being mindful of the clock given she had a booking right after me, or her enjoying it but using the wrong language. Anyway, after I finish in her, I shower and leave.
Overall I’d say that if you’re looking for a quick bang with some decent Thai girls and aren’t shy, this is your place. If you’re looking for something more, you probably have to pay for it and find it elsewhere. Again, if I were a less shy or poorer guy, this would definitely be worth a repeat with Janny for 90 minutes. | |
