Calling out agent VIP and CC
Disclaimer to mods:
I don't really care if this isn't a review. This section of the forums gets the most views, so please allow me to post this here.
Hello there fellow punters.
It's been a while since I've posted even though I've punting here and there.
I've noticed the inactivity has lowered my RA (WTF LOL).
I didn't really have much interesting to post, but this weekend I definitely felt it was noteworthy.
Well here goes.
Grab some popcorn, it's gonna be a long one.
It was a long weekend, and I had family come over from overseas.
I really hate family reunions.
I hate the fake pleasentries and fake smiles.
Dinners are always the worst because I have nothing to say, nor do I enjoy the cooking.
After dealing with this for a few days, it was finally Sunday night and I had to let off some steam.
I almost felt bad for the WG that I was going to choose, because it was going to be a rough sex punt.
Meanwhile...
I've been messaging one agent for a few days, because one girl really did catch my eye,
and her video showed her to be actually more MCOT than the photoshopped photos (more on this later).
I began messaging this agent since Thursday, confirmed an appointment for Sunday night on Friday,
reconfirmed on Saturday, then asked for the room number on Sunday.
Well as soon as I messaged him on Sunday, he apologized saying she's on her period.
WTF man.
At least give me the heads up in advance so I can make plans.
He then offers me a few other photoshopped girls, and I respectfully decline.
I knew something was up the night before, because when I went to visit the HG DB to fantasize what I'll be doing with her,
I noticed her photos have been taken down already.
Well I mean, if she has her period, then fine, I can't blame her, but at least have the courtesy to message a guest that's been texting you for DAYS.
The downhill journey begins here.
Considering it was still early in the evening, I still had options.
If you're not familiar, I've recently posted an inquiry about the agent VIP on the Mongering Talk section.
The photos were honestly too good to be true.
Unlike Miss Spa (YEAH I SAID IT) who notoriously uses fake photos that are easily found via a Google Image search,
the photos of the girls at this agent's stable didn't yield any matching results on Google Images.
Hmm.. did I find the gem of an agent with girls that were mostly MCOT?
The only issue was they were all located in NT, like Tin Shui Wai or Yuen Long.
I used to live there, so I am familiar with the area.
Hmm.. what the heck, it's the long weekend, I want a good punt, I have some extra cash on me, fuck it.
Booked an appointment with one of the girls (exhibit #1).
Well what do you know.
All hell breaks loose in HK, and there's riots everywhere.
Bus routes have been rerouted and I'm running out of time.
It's hot as HELL. I'm sweating to the point where my underwear is soaking wet.
I'm running out of time.
I frantically text the agent, saying HK island is a war zone right now, and I might be a bit late.
The agent messages me back saying don't worry, and be safe, and take my time.
Hey cool thanks.
I finally find the bus routes and head on over.
Funny enough, the girls are located in a hotel that I used to long term stay in LOL.
I arrive and get the room number.
I get to the room, and ring the doorbell.
The door opens.
Oh WTF.
Did I get the wrong room?
I almost felt embarrassed because A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON OPENS THE DOOR.
That's when I knew it.
This motherfucker is a B&S agent.
I'm not even talking about heavily photoshopping, I'm talking 0 resemblance completely different ugly ass female standing at the door.
I stand there in shock.
She says "OK La?"
I smirk.
I pull out my phone and show her the photo of the girl I was supposed to see.
"Is this you?"
"yes"
LOL. Fuck that. I turn around and walk away.
I text the agent.
I sent him the photo of "plan B" the second choice of a girl that I wanted to see just in case this shit happens
or her period suddenly erupts while I'm headed towards a 1.5 hr road trip. (exhibit #2)
The agent gives the room number.
Same fucking bullshit.
Random ass girl with 0 resemblance.
I text the agent
"show me another"
I get the room number
knock
A busted ass girl opens the door.
"show me another"
I did this for 6-7 girls in total
and the agent texted me saying which one do I want?
I said none, because you lied and all the photos are fake.
She says they are real photos LOLOLOL.
Now I know the agent is female because she sends me a voice memo.
I guess she was sick of texting back and forth.
I said it's all good, just come down to the lobby and refund me my fucking bus fee and I'll be on my way.
no reply.
I text again.
"If you don't come down and pay me 30HKD, I will report all your rooms and write a review online about your lies"
I get blocked on Telegram.
LOL.
(So here I am writing this review LOL)
Now I'm standing in front of the hotel smoking a cigarette in disbelief.
I'm not pissed by the fact that I got B&S.
Well sort of, but more pissed at myself for thinking such girls would be in the middle of nowhere in TSW instead of either TST of HK Island.
But it's only 9:30, and I still have time.
There was another HG that I was eyeing.
The agent had her photos on Telegram, with a censored ID card showing her to be born in 2001.
Crazy young! (exhibit #3)
I google search the bus route back to TST and wait for the bus.
Again I'm drenched in sweat.
Finally arrived in TST East where CC's girls are located.
This hotel has keycards for the elevators so you have to awkwardly wait for other guests to get on the elevator.
After a few minutes of this BS I finally get to the room.
I ring her bell.
She won't answer.
I can clearly hear her in the room as she's on her phone watching TV or something in Chinese.
I ring again.
She yells something out loudly and opens the door.
LOLOLOL.
I see a hobbit in front of me with a face that's larger than mine LOLOL
At this point I'm livid now.
I text the agent to show me another.
He gives me a room number and now there's a price increase.
I somehow get to the floor by going back to the ground floor, then getting back in following guest back into the elevator like a serial killer stalker.
I ring the bell.
WTF, does this agent have something with big headed bitches? Fuck that.
I leave.
It's now about 10:50.
Fuck it.
I cab it back to HK Island. I need to change first before anything.
Here's what you all should know.
Some of you might know that I have ridiculously high standards, but these girls man...
None of you, I guarantee, none of you in your right mind would pay 1000+ for busted ass girls like these ones.
Even if they were at a walk up for only 500, you'd turn around and move on quickly.
Even if you were in SSP and were FUCKING HORNY, you'd move on.
I get home, change quickly, then head out for another smoke.
You know what guys, I think I'm done with HGs man. I mean, fuck this shit.
Why do we, as customers, who are paying good money, have to deal with this fucking bullshit?
Why do we allow these fucking agents to blatantly lie like this and fucking get away with this?
Mods, seriously, there should be a warning system implemented on this site, and have agents BANNED if they continue their B&S bullshit.
There's no reason to fatten up the pockets of these fucked up liars. They absolutely don't deserve our money.
You might think well it's all we have, but seriously stop thinking with your dicks.
We need to find a way to end this.
I mean yeah, photoshop whatever. But straight up B&S and blatantly lying saying it's the same girl should be dealt with.
Anyway...
The night is still relatively young.
It's now around midnight.
Should I beat one off or ....
fuck it.
off to Hop Yee/Fuji
I get there around 12:30
NOTHING.
I mean NOTHING.
I saw about 10 girls throughout the entire building and most of them were either older than me or not even a 4 out of 10.
I stand in front of the 7-11 in front of Fuji, absolutely exhausted drinking a VLT, smoking a cigarette.
Now I'm aching and tired and frustrated. LOL.
Then I remembered. KAMA.
Stay tuned for part II of this nightmare of a night... | |
