Funny story. I hooked up with a girl last weekend. We went back to her place after a walk on the boardwalk, things got going, etc etc. She tells me she'd rather I wear a condom for the BJ. I'd literally never in my life even thought about such a thing with someone who isn't a WG and seems like a clean, responsible person (but of course, looks can always deceive you).
Either way, I told her I totally understand and went along with it. Great head btw, and got a nice CBJ lying down, then standing with her kneeling on the bed. She then lay back, wanted me to mount her, but I slid her head to the edge of the bed and gave her a nice throat railing.  Anyway, it went on with a few more positions. If you're going to make me strap up for the BJ this is my vengeance upon thee. LOL! Joking.
Anyway, point of it all? I wound up taking her ass and finishing in there via doggy, only to discover.... The damned condom had broken! Note to all: do not use those stupid bareskin condoms for anal.
I just found it amusing, as I'd really only wanted a BJ and had she given me a BBBJ I'd probably just have finished in her mouth. Instead, finished in her ass.... Twisted irony. Fortunately, I'm completely clean so she'll be all good but I felt horrible for her when we realized what had happened. ;D | |
Anyway, it went on with a few more positions. If you're going to make me strap up for the BJ this is my vengeance upon thee. LOL! Joking.