This happen when I was on like one of 2nd or 3rd punt, so I was a bit nervous at the time.
I was in Fuji looking for the Russian girl Irina (the one that offers you water lol and at that point I haven't seen her yet just read about her from reviews). Didn't really write down the room but I figure there aren't that many Russians can't be that hard since I remember it was near the bottom floors ~ 4th.
Start knocking on door, a MILF-ish looking blond Russian opens up and I walk in. Hmmmm she looks decent, not amazing but figure she'd make up for it in performance based on what I read about in the review. She sits down, say hello, and wait for me to get in the showers. I'm like aite kinda disappointed she didn't offer me water like she did to the other bros... but wait a minute come to think of it her tits are quite big which was not Irina's description.
Ask for her name and she says Ogla or some shit.  At this point I'm really disappointed cuz I had my heart set on trying out Irina... and as a new punter I didn't really have the balls to just straight up tell her the truth and walk out. So I started thinking of an excuse.... alright maybe I'll pretend my phone is vibrating and excuse myself out.
I reach for my phone, yelled out "oh shit" to act like it was unexpected and an emergency. In my haste to whip out the phone I lose grip and it lands firmly next to her feet screen side up. It's blank. 
She hands me it and I keep playing along.... pretending like its ringing and I'm reading who the caller is. I tell her, "sorry my boss is looking for me it's a work emergency...".
She replies with a deadpan face "it wasn't ringing"
The only worse thing about getting caught lying is admitting to it so I make up even more BS. "Oh uh.... my phone doesn't really ring or vibrate."
She's straight up staring at me now... "then how do you know it's your boss?"
In my head I'm like fuckkkkkk please let me go with just a speck of dignity.....
"Um... usually only he would call during this hour".
She burst out laughing... "do I scare you?"
I said "no ma'am.... sorry work is...."
She cuts me off with a laughter, "you can go if you want to"
I apologize profusely and see myself out.
I was so embarrassed I wanted to just go home, curl up in a ball and wank off myself. Started walking to exit Fuji but thankfully I started thinking with my dick again. Decided at least I know Irina is not in that room lmao. Think I either just turned the corner or went up a floor and found another Russian blond... this time I ask for her name. "Irina". Yesssssssss I walked in. She offered me water like what I read.... and I ended up CIMing her just like what I read too. I felt like the universe felt bad for trolling too hard so it let me have a really good punt with Irina to make up for it.
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At this point I'm really disappointed cuz I had my heart set on trying out Irina... and as a new punter I didn't really have the balls to just straight up tell her the truth and walk out. So I started thinking of an excuse.... alright maybe I'll pretend my phone is vibrating and excuse myself out.
