Miss Spa TST God Dammit!
Well hello there you horny mofos.
It's been a while since I've posted.
I've been on the down low for a while with a possible herpes scare.
Thank God it was a false alarm after a complete blood work.
Anyway, I've been to a few punts, but nothing special to report.
I've been to Kama Spa a few times. Tiffany is always the best even though you don't get FS, but I have my ways to enjoy her to the fullest  .
Back to the point.
It was last weekend, I was feeling super horny, and happened to run across the reviews of Miss Spa on this forum.
After checking out the girls on their site and choosing a hottie, I got the WeChat and booked an appointment.
After traveling all the way there, I had this uneasy feeling, thinking that the pics were too good to be true.
I was already in front of the place, but decided to do a quick Google images search.
FUCK! I knew it.
Fake photos from Google and it was going to be a B&S.
It was already getting late, and I was super horny, and wanted a decent Nuru, so I thought what the hell and went up anyway.
Low and behold, it's a complete B&S.
The dude at the front desk showed me the girl, and she was obviously someone completely different. Like 0% resemblance. It's about as blatant as it gets with B&S.
It's an obvious B&S, so I pulled out the photo on my phone of the girl that I chose and shoved it in his face just to see his asshole reaction.
"Same girl." while he was spitting out half of the rice he was eating. Motherfucker.
"It's a different girl" I told him
"This is phone photo. Same girl".
If I saw him at a back alley somewhere and if would have told me this bullshit, I most likely would've back handed his ass till he apologized.
The girl that was presented... hmmm.. let's just put it this way.
If I saw her on the streets would I have given her a double take? No.
If I was super horny and she wanted to fuck would I have? Yeah I guess.
Thinking with my dick, I thought what the hell whatever. But I was going to make sure I let you guys know about this place.
Case in point, if the phots are too good to be true, chances are they are.
With almost all the photos on their site, the hottest ones are all fake. I saw like 4 girls there and none of them resembled anything that was on their site.
They're all late to early 30 year olds that are only a C- to my taste.
You know how you have to give them a timeframe for a girl to book an appointment? It's all complete fucking garbage.
They're just acting and will book anyone who's available at that time. That's all that act is.
Anyway, with all that being said, here's the report
Date & Time of Session: Last weekend, around 9:30 PM, but had to wait on the sofa for an additional 30 minutes.
Location: Miss Spa, TST
Name: No idea. It's fake anyway.
Link: http://go141.com/en/A62926-TST-SPA-MissSpa.htmlNationality & Language:
Agent: NA
Age: mid 30s
Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Skill: 4/5
Service: 3/5
GFE: 0/5
PSE: 2/5
Price & Session Length: 900
Repeat: Nope.
For her age, she had a nice figure, which was good. Flat athletic stomach with no stretch marks, white smooth skin, and a decent ass with some grab.
After taking a shower, I was instructed to lay face down on the bed.
Considering that the bed is against the wall in such a tiny room, obviously the massage isn't going to be good since she can't reach one side besides from pressing from the top.
An air bed was propped up against the wall, so I was just going to look forward to that instead.
Expecting a decent massage from these places to get knots out of your back is non existent IMO anyway.
After a boring massage, it was Nuru time.
But this was probably the worst Nuru I've ever had.
Even though Kama and Vanessa Spa aren't true Nuru spas, they do a better job than this place.
They don't even use the air bed.
Instead, she places a thin sheet of plastic, like a ripped open garbage bag on the massage bed and instructs me to lay facing up.
Since the bed is so small there's no slip and slide action, just a bit of rubbing. WTF.
After a bit of this and that, I decided to take control of the action.
That was the least I could do to salvage this disaster.
Told her to lay down, sucked on her nipples while I fingered her.
I thought of all the JAV I've seen and tried to make her cum.
Not sure if it worked or not, but she was at least trying to convince me that she did cum.
She gets on top and started the cat bath.
I don't usually get this at Nuru places, but she began licking near my crotch and began licking my balls too.
OK that's cool.
Wait, she's licking my shaft too.
Oh wait what, she's now giving me a BBBJ.
OK that was unexpected LOL.
I wasn't under the impression that this place offered BJs but I'm not complaining LOL.
Decent suction and great motions like a true hardcore pornstar.
This went on for a bit, so I decided to take it up a notch.
Grabbed the back of her neck and shoved it as deep as possible.
Held it in there a few moments before she came up gasping for air.
TBH, I'm not a huge fan of getting a HJ, but the draw to these places is that the girls are usually hotter than most walk ups, and they have better GFE.
Although she wasn't my type, I had to make the most out of it, so I did my usual routine when I visit Nurus.
Instead of laying there and getting a HJ and busting real quick, I instruct them to lay down, tell her to grab my cock, then dry hump her.
With that position, it feels pretty much like the real thing.
After that, gets on top doing the CG motions, while she rubbed her clit on my shaft. There was actually a few scares of almost penetrating, and she herself gasped a few times.
Then I bent her over and humped her doggy style while she grabbed my cock.
Although there's no penetration, the sensation of banging against the ass, the position, and the stimulation with the warm gel and her hand is quite convincing.
Time to bust.
Grabbed her off the bed, and she was already on her knees.
Told me to look at the mirror to the side, where I could see myself standing over her, while she was kneeling in front of me, looking at me, moaning, and jacking me off.
I took her hand off and aimed for her face, but she didn't allow that LOL.
She then cupped her decent sized tits and told me to aim for them.
I gave her a nice glaze LOL.
She was moaning quite hard when I did bust, which I'm sure was just part of the act.
After I was done, she was still looking at me as she rubbed my jazz all over her chest and nipples.
Wish I could record that image LOL.
We both showered. Got dressed. Showed me in her Chinese translation app that I was handsome LOL.
Paid her 900 in 2 500 dollar bills, and didn't get any change. Oh well.
All in all, TBH, the session wasn't really that bad, but it's just the principle of the B&S and the blatant lying by the asshole at the front desk that is such a huge turn off.
Therefore, I will most likely not return.
Again, if the photos seem to be too good to be true, chances are they are.
This is the reason why I actually prefer walk ups. At least there's no B&S. | |
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