NYC Nuru Totally Sucked
Not even gonna bother with the full out rating system for this one, I’m really posting it more as a matter of courtesy to discourage you from being as dumb as I am.
Joint: http://www.nurustudio.com
Girl: Fake name. They put pics on the website but the gal is not the gal in the pic anyway.
Location: Only plus, it was midtown east, near-ish to my hotel.
Age: Late 20s? Early 30s?
...apparently I am doing the full rating...
Face: 7/10
Body: 6/10 - would be higher but those bolt-ones looked like they were from the first iteration of Westworld
GFE: Heeeeeeell no
PSE: Also. Heeeeeeeelll no
Cost: A ridiculous $200
Time: About 30 mins tops
I set this up with a view to getting a nice handy j and some pleasant company after a long flight. Big mistake.
I had to walk up some flights of stairs to get to a shitty apartment with a shitty massage table and shitty Russian house music. Showered in a god awful mess of a bathroom and received what can only be described as “not really a massage at all”. There was no nuru gel, just regular massage oil. There was no massaging, just some elbows awkwardly pushed into my back and a bit of a grip.
On the flip she said I could grab her titties if I liked. Eh. I mean. I’ve held a watermelon before and it was the same experience - hard, protruding and sort of too big. She spent about 90 seconds doing body slide and then turned so her ass was facing me. So began a shitty handy j. I focused up hard to try to cum as fast as possible and, since she didn’t whipe me off, I jumped back in the awful shower. By the time I came out, she was sitting with what is obviously the other nuru girl talking in Russian. She did not say goodbye as I left.
Awful. What an awful experience. My poor, poor NY brothers, how you suffer. | |
