Just some answers from my experience at TST.
- Based on what I'm looking for and not knowing ANY Chinese - will I have better luck at a Spa, a walk-up, or one of the clubs?
--> walk-up is easiest and fastest. Just see what you like, ask price, and  Spa in HK is overpriced, in my opinion. Clubs are a bit of a hit and miss.
- Will club girls negotiate for these "quicker" services?
--> depends on the girl. If you want quicker services, just go to 141. You can always check on the database first for "targets".
- Any specific suggestions from the veterans?
--> in my experience, just make sure you don't carry too much cash, enough for what you want to do and a bit extra. Keep hydrated, and don't go into the first one you see. Had a friend knock on the first door he saw, the girl was naked, and he went straight in.
- Am I missing anything vitally important?
--> wear clothing that are easy to take off cause you'll be taking lots of showers...  | |
Spa in HK is overpriced, in my opinion. Clubs are a bit of a hit and miss. 