A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been f*cked?" The fellow said "No." She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
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