XL292 - it was all a dream
Name: XL292
Link: http://go141.com/en/A59647-TST-HoneyGirls-XLno.292.html
03 Sep Afternoon , TST
Face: 2/5.
Body: 2/5.
Skills: 2/5
Attitude: 1/5
GFE - 0/5
PSE - 1/5
Agent: 5/5
Price & Session Length: 1000, no tip
Repeat: Girl no, agent Yes
Had my first HG experience today. Hugely disappointed. Partly my fault I guess.
Fell "in love" with XL 292's photo on DB. Total stunner. Could not get her face out of my head....
Expectations were off the roof! and had to visit once I read the review that was done on her here
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... &extra=page%3D1
Guys, reading the above, by all accounts its not unreasonable to expect something that resembles the girls in the DB photo right?
Wrong!
I don't know, maybe something happen to her between the time that review was written (one week earlier) , like she got hit with the ugly stick or she switched with her ugly twin? I don't know. Whatever the reason, I was massively disappointed when the door opened. She looked absolutely nothing like the girl of my dreams in XL292.
And her tattoos didn't help things.
A big turn off for me. I expected them from the review but thought they'd be something small and discrete. Wrong again!
She's got a reindeer head tattood on her thigh which was weird to look at when I was banging her
She's also suffering from a bad case of ache. All= covered up with make up but her pimples were bulging out. Puberty maybe?
Anyway, so this how it went down.
Knocked on the hotel door.
Went in.
She called the agent.
After she was done on the phone, pointed to the shower room.
Shower time? ok, by my self?! - er, yeah...WTF, you're not joining to shower me down? no clearly not.
So I showered myself. Took my time actually. Shampoo'd my hair and all 
After I was done, dried up and walk out she was already naked.. but it was now her turn to take a shower. WTF?
So I waited. It wasn't long, maybe a few minutes while she scrubbed down.
While she was cleaning herself. I looked around the room.
It was clean. A little smelly. Like someone had sex earlier 
She came out of the bath room fully naked. Took a good look.
Nice body, but that face is not the face I have literally imprinted in my memory bank forever! so disappointed...
She tells me to lie on the bed - more like motions than tells.
She cant speak a word of English and I don't have a clue about Chinese.
Anyway, she proceeds to give me a BBBJ for about 5 mins.
Its fine.
Then she wraps the condom on me.
Nice work babe.
Then she motions me to stand up. WTF?
So she can lie down and have me on top.
Ah...OK. sure why not.
I'm doing her for about 5 min all the while in my head thinking about XL292 in the DB picture... its pretty how this is all ending I was saying to myself... the girl of my dreams doesn't really exist...
After about 5 min I told her to turn around, I want doggy.
she turns around, I'm banging her while all the while kicking myself for setting my expectations so high...
after a few minutes 
When done, I got get my clothes on quick fast. I was so bloody keen to get out the room....
Had my pants, shirt and shoes on before she'd even got off the bed.
I waved to her "Seeya later babe" but she put her hand out to say "stop"!
I was like why? what do you want?
Well, what she wanted to was to get changed....
Ok, get changed then, so I sat on the bed while she took her bloody time putting on her clothes...
I really couldnt wait to leave. My mood was ruined.
When she was fully clothed, I was expecting her to leave the room with me or something.
Nope.
She got fully clothed so she could walk 4m to open the door for me and let me out.....
Ok babe. Nice knowing you. See you later.
Dream shattered.
Moral of the story - NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH A WG PICTURE!!
Lesson learnt for me.
Please note - she wasn't hideous or anything like that. Still bangable but I really had my sights on the banging the girl of my dreams. It was not to happen.......................
Alright boys. That's all I got.
Spare me some Karma if you have the time. 
Cheers!
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/a ... 39&noupdate=yes
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