This is a lesson in being too prepared and disppointing yourself.
I had started researching Bangkok about four weeks before arriving. That included checking some the outcall escort agencies and making a list of all the girls I thought would be worth having a go. I started with just choosing girls based on their looks. Next was the checking Smooci on a daily basis to find their star ratings. Smooci is an advertising site where you can see some agency girls and be able to book them easily and often at a lower rate than directly with the agency. You're still going to the agency but now through a collated site. I then went through the painstaking work of trying to find reviews online of all the girls I liked. This was a huge undertaking due to 1.) Lack of reviews of agency girls; 2.) Girls having the same names; and 3.) High turnover of girls or outdated info on the agency sites where the girls weren't available anymore. Eventually I had a ranked list of 9 girls I wanted to see. Once in Bangkok, I checked Smooci a few times a day to see if any of the girls I liked would be available.
Over 3 days, only 2 girls were available. I thought being in Bangkok for only 3 days was too short a time, especially when some girls may be doing this part time, but later when I had left I learned that actually a lot of girls just weren't working anymore. In visiting Smooci now and then since leaving Bangkok and up to today, I see that it's really just the same core of girls that always show up on the list there.
Kel @ Bangkok Dreams via Smooci
Kel was actually lower on my list, but the fact that she was on my list meant that I liked her appearance more than like 50-60 other girls at the various agencies. She didn't show up as available until 9 PM when I was searching different times on Smooci. Booking on the Smooci site was very easy. Put in your hotel and contact details, confirm and that's it. It requires at a minimum an hour's notice, which seriously it seems to take at least that long to get to anywhere in Bangkok. Well past 9 PM I get the call that she's at the front desk, give the okay to let her up and a little bit later she's at my door.
All I can say about the experience is that it was by the book. LFK, BBBJ, DATY, missionary, doggy, cowgirl and *SPLOOSH*. Rest. BBBJ, cowgirl, missionary, doggy, missionary, doggy and *SPLOOSH*
The good: Larger tits than expected. Obviously fake but they looked good like a porn star. Porn star body on a short frame.
Attached photos:
First photo is from the Bangkok Dreams site. She looks pretty good there and without makeup.
Second photo was taken from Stickman and his since sold stickmanweekly site. This was taken I don't know when but it's more recent as Stickman posted it only a week or two ago. You can see that she's a little thicker (for a Thai girl) in reality.
Overall thoughts: I later realized that the majority of outcall agency girls are definitely older than what they say. I don't think any agency uses photos that haven't been touched up and altered. I saw this when I stumbled acorss some real photos of some other agency girls. There are a lot of stories about the same across various Thailand forums.
On a side note, one night when I was returning to my room I was in the elevator with an escort there to meet someone. I knew because she had a distinctive short hairstyle and look that I saw on another girl listed on Smooci. She got off on the front desk floor. That confirmed my suspicions as in my hotel you can't get to any other floor without a keycard.
Then one early morning when I was in the elevator heading for a run, I was in the elevator with this absolute stunner. Like what sort of beautiful woman leaves a hotel at 7:30 AM? Some lucky guy had an overnighter. I sure wished I talked to her! | |
