Bangkok - Worse night ever!
Hi Bros,
Thought I would share an experience I recently had in Bangkok.
I had been talking to a particular girl on Thai Friendly for close to a month and we had arranged to meet up for dinner.
After a couple of reschedules we finally agreed on a time to meet up.
I had only seen pictures of her and done a couple of video calls but she looked fine.
She asked if she could stay the night in my hotel before we had met to which I stupidly agreed to.
She arrived at my hotel and looked quite cute, nice tight body but her skin was not as nice as photos I had received.
We went to my room where she had a shower (she was sweating like crazy) before we went out to dinner.
After her shower she came out in tight jeans and a nice white top showing off her little breasts.
She left all her stuff in my room as she was staying the night.
We headed up to Soi 11 for a really nice dinner. It is an outdoor place so it was quite warm but the food was amazing.
We were chatting and getting on quite well and I was getting a good feeling about the night, how wrong I was.
After dinner we went to the Australian Pub on Soi 11 for a couple of beers and enjoy the air conditioner.
They had a band playing out front and we continued to get on well with not many breaks in conversation.
Then she said she wanted to go down to the club at the end of Soi 11, I think it was called Levels.
I said no worries I am a bit old (well actually way to old) but if you want to go we can.
We arrived and paid 350 baht each and I was given a drinking wrist strap like you get at music festivals.
Caught the lift to the third floor where I was greeted with a blasting sound from the DJ - You can't call it music.
Went and got ourselves a drink each and started to watch the DJ. My girl was standing in front of me dancing to this blasting sound.
The DJ was throwing his hands in the air dancing around and the crowd was going nuts to his music.
He was on stage for about 40 minutes and I swear it was the same song the entire time.
Another DJ came on and my girl seemed really excited to see this guy.
Bro Obe "Is this the DJ you wanted to see?"
Girl "No, he doesn't come on until 1am"
I gaze at the time on my phone which said 10:15pm.
Bro Obe "You serious?"
Girl "Yeah"
She continued dancing to the DJ as I high tailed it to the bar to change from beer to Vodka to try help numb the pain.
I lost her for a bit as she went further into the dance floor shaking her little ass so I headed to the toilets, conveniently located on the floor above.
The girl in the toilets who gives you towels to dry your hands asked me if I was excited to see DJ Jazzy Fuck Face or whatever his name was.
I told her that this was going to be the most painful night for me and I can't believe I am here. She got a good laugh out of this.
I realized there was a balcony outside where I went and sat trying to avoid this sound.
Everyone outside was talking how excited they were to see DJ Jazzy Fuck Face and I was actually contemplating leaping of the balcony.
Sat there and downed a few more vodkas before heading in to see this farking DJ who starts at 1am.
Well what I didn't know was DJ Jazzy Fuck Face is actually two guys wearing big black jackets.
Clearly these boys didn't do much research on temperatures and humidity levels in Bangkok.
They break out in to their first track and the smoke machines go crazy as does the crowd.
As I gaze across the room there is only one guy who is looking more disinterested then me and that was the security guard.
He honestly looked like a statue. At least I was moving my arm up to get the vodka into my system.
Smoke machines got to me so I went back to the toilets for a breather and a chat to the girl there.
Girl "How's your night?"
Bro Obe "I am still here so dreadful"
Girl "What do you think of DJ Jazzy Fuck Face?"
Bro Obe "Sounds identical to the other three dickheads I had to sit through"
Back down to the floor and I spotted a seat on the side and went and sat there.
About a minute later I was told that was a VIP section and I need to pay 10,000 baht to sit there.
As I could feel an aneurysm forming in my head from this same song I have listened to for close to 4 hours I went back out to the balcony.
Sent my girl a message asking what time the show wraps up. Got a reply a few minutes later saying around 4am.
Well that was it! I sent her a message saying I was out of here and confirmed she knew how to find my hotel and remembered my room number.
I walked out and at the end of Soi 11 I got bailed up by a few African Queens. I spoke to them for about two minutes which was about the highlight of my night.
During this time my girl had left the club and I saw her walking towards me. We got back to my room where she was saying this is the best date she has had in a long time.
I said you must be kidding as we haven't even spoken for four hours, my head is pounding and I wish I could amputate my feet from the pain.
She showered again and jumped in bed but by this time Bro Obe had fell asleep.
In the morning she wanted to have sex which I declined as I thought it might pop the tumor in my head.
Yes I had a cute Thai girl laying next to me naked good to go for a session and I declined.
Messaged Bro Jake Houston to help me with the offload which he did 
The girl gave me a hug and kiss and asked if we can go out for dinner again before I leave Bangkok.
Bro Obe "OK, I will see what I can do"
Girl "How about tonight?"
Bro Obe "No, I am checking in to the local hospital for a check up"
Actually I went to Beer Garden on Soi 7 to meet Jake.
Needless to say I did not find time to meet up with this girl again.
I clearly need to work on my checklist before meeting any other girl from Thai Friendly.
Obe
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