Beijing Massage: Haidian District
Date & Time of Session: March 15, 2017
Location: Spa at the corner of Dongbeiwang S Road and Dongbeiwang W Road
General Area is Zhongguancun Software Park
Name: Jasmine
Nationality & Language: Chinese
Age: 26-30
Face: 5
Body: 7
Skill: 5
Service: 5
Price & Session Length: 498 RMB 60 Minutes
Repeat: No, But I did!!
I hit Beijing for the very first time. I was ill prepared. I spent some time hitting up agencies on weChat, and the Girl was a NO SHOW. 
The next day I came down with a horrible back ache and so asked people in the office for guidance to a massage place. One of my bi lingual buddies
decides to help me out and make sure that I am going for a legit massage. This gets funny. So, he goes off with his Baudo maps and later
that day returns to the office. He shows me a menu [ See attached] and tells me to go in for the 198 RMB neck and back.
I take one look at the Menu and Figure it has to be a happy ending place. I'm hurting enough that even if it is legit I will be happy.
Place is a quick walk ( around the new Didi offices ) I walk in and two stunners are behind the desk. I opt for the $298 HK massage
and this beautiful girl in a short miniskirt  takes me to a room the front of the place. it has a Window in the door. 
I'm kinda stuck because I went comando and there are no towels or anything. I plop into the big reclining chair/bed and the stunner comes in and gives me a robe
She comes back and starts the Hong Kong Massage, about 15 minutes in I reach under her skirt. She smiles and returns with the same menu but.......
Turns it OVER to reveal a whole menu of chinese I cannot read. The boss comes in and with a translator tell me the $498 RMB option is "push oil"
Sounds like a HJ to me, so I ask for a translation for the $798 item. It says Push oil done a different way??? I opt for THAT
I'm taken back to a big room with bed TV, bath tub, shower toilet and sink. I can;t wait for this cutie to come back. About 5 foot, pretty face awesome
ass, and toned legs.  I get undressed and load my clothes in the closet and the door opens..
In walks a Fugly. About 5' 6", looks kinda mongolian. We hit the shower, she washed my LB and starts to smile. My back in throbbing in pain, I dont
even know if I can do this. Any way, she hands me blue slippers and blue paper shorts and spreads a huge sanitary sheet on the bed.
She then proceeds to give me an aweful massage . She is fully clothed and rubs her body ( covered) on mine. Boring. She motions to the menu again and
points to her boobs. She wants to give me russian. She has no tits I decline. She continues to try to upsell me. Points to the $1298 option. WTF??
Finally she finishes me off with a HJ  and we clean up and go over the menu. Apparently $1298 is a BJ. Not gunna Happen.
First beijing experience. I'm not lovin it | |
takes me to a room the front of the place. it has a Window in the door. 
I decline. She continues to try to upsell me. Points to the $1298 option. WTF??