Tokyo - Kinpeibai soapland
So I headed to Tokyo with promises of legendary soaplands galore. Where you are known to pay a premium as a gaijin however service should be something to truly remember.
In a few words: disappointment, complete ripoff.
I think the only way to experience it properly would be with the guidance of a local.
Firstly there's a foreigner price premium of around 10-15000 JPY.
having read some blogs I expected a mark up but it was even higher than prices on the sites. I disputed at first but the Nigerian guy hired by the soapland was having none of it.
So I was given several cards wth photos, but to be honest I wasn't expecting the girls to look anything like the photos so I just described the type of girl I wanted (petite, small breasts etc)
After waiting about 10 mins the girl was ready and lead me to the room.
Face: bad skin / covered in make up
Build: sturdy, too tall, l large limbed, no fat just not delicate
Appeal: zero sexiness, I felt lil bro shrinking
I rejected her and the Nigerian showed me another card and after another 15 min wait he led me downstairs.
The second girl was petite, but looking at her face and hands, you'd have to use the word girl in the loosest sense! She was old enough to be my mother. Probably late 40s, early fifties perhaps. With clothes off, her skin around belly was saggy, her breasts, left was half the size of the right, and a bit shriveley.
At this stage I wanted to leave but they take money up front a standard: 36000 JPY for 70 mins. I figured if I could close my eyes most of it, I might survive.
Room: almost as old and tired as the woman. Wallpaper peeling off ceiling, discoloration, tired bathtub etc. Old looking brown towels.
It was almost traumatic. The chair bath was functional, the two in a bathtub was awkward, no room for middle aged woman to squeeze in. The nuru body rub was functional, robotic.
Compared to Shanghai, Macau, etc. Where you get a line up, this place would be 0.5 out of 10.
Avoid.
To be honest I, think soap land is complete waste of time. I was going to try Kings next door, but I think the risk rewards is not worth it.
Good luck bros. | |
