Citizen K
I went to Kama this afternoon and till the end of my life I will never forget these two hours.
They are back. Oh yeah, they are back. And they are back with a point to make.
Everyone loves Kama. Even those who never went there love talking about it. The thread about its raid has been read by more than 4100 guys. That’s a lot of reads about a happy ending that didn’t happen. The outpour of emotions shows how much we love this little place in Central. Since its opening last year, Kama reports have graced this forum 110 times. That’s two reports per week on average, and almost all of them are overwhelmingly good. No other establishment can command such a loyal following. Unlike what some people here suggested, Kama has never asked its clients to write reports here. But, as many people would tell you, Kama makes you want to tell someone about it after your visit. There is something about Kama that makes you want to go back.
We have all experienced this: walking up Wyndham Street, buzz 1/F, then walk along the short corridor, up the stairs, and ring the doorbell. Then listen! Listen to the sound of high heels running to open the door for you. Sometimes you hear giggling. Door opened, and you walk into a hug. Girls scrambled from behind to greet you. From that moment on, you know you are in good hands. These girls make it their mission to please your mind and body, and take it as a personal failure if you are only slightly unhappy about their service. We love Kama because we love the atmosphere there. There are spas with more luxurious deco and sexier girls. But we still go to Kama. I think it’s down to their eagerness to please, and the positive energy of everyone working there.
The same pair of high heel shoes ran to open the door for me this afternoon. The same hug. Kama is back!
Some people believe that once a place has been raided, the police will always go back to harass the same location. Isn’t it an urban myth? How many massage parlours do you know that have been raided twice within 12 months? A search through 5 years of Apple Daily told me the answer: almost never. Lightning doesn't hit the same place twice. This makes, ironically, places that have recently been raided, such as Kama, far safer than places that have never been raided!
The only difference between Kama now and before – and it may be a blessing – is that it is quieter. In the past I sometimes needed to wait for my room but now I seem to have all the time in the world. And get all the attention I crave from. The girls are even more eager to please than before. They are grateful for your support at a moment like this – and when a Kama girl feels grateful she knows how to express it!
For a moment we thought we had lost Kama. We learn to treasure. As a regular, I go to this place once, sometimes twice, a week. Often I forgot how vulnerable the paradise is. Girls are full of energy, humour and life force. You don't know what kind of stress they are going through. Be nice to them. Be a gentleman. Show them tenderness, grace and courtesy. They can see that. And they will repay you in a way you will never forget.
I am a citizen K, and today I was in the kingdom of pleasure. | |
