[Singapore] Disaster Bait and Switch
So I was lurking on a singapore site, laskaboy, and I saw an ad under the name: PussyLand of a girl named Berry.
She looked divine, but I was a classic noob, and this was your basic bait and switch deal with fake pics.
Stupid move on my part, should have known better.
Time: Feb 22nd
Name: Supposed to be Berry but it was Apple or something
2/5 face (average looking Thai girl, NOT MCOT)
2/5 body (Decent body, b cups )
1.5/5 Service Mediocre see below.
1/5 GFE blah
Damage: s$120 supposed to be 2 shots 90 minutes. Was not.
Repeat: Oh hell no.
I'm alone on a business trip in Singapore and had time to kill. Was lurking on a site and got really excited looking at the menu. So this busty babe named Berry and she did Nuru. I couldn't resist and like a newbie jumped right into it.
Set up the appt. went to the 2hour short time hotel and waited.
Immediately I knew we had a problem. Its a nasty, grimy, beatup, disgusting room, a flimsy gross mattress and a nasty bathroom and a beatup aircon.  How the fuck is nuru gonna happen in this room???
Well the agent on whatsapp had been friendly and prompt in responding up until now. I realize nuru is not gonna happen, but if Berry shows up it's still gonna be amazing.
A knock on my door and I open to my shock and horror is a below average looking brown Thai girl with braces.  Berry was a goddess from the heavens! Berry was a white skinned D cup Chinese beauty with doe eyes and a smile that gives angels their wings.
And here before me was a below average brown skinned thai girl with braces telling me she's berry but it's photoshop. (Nothing against brown skin, but when you've had visions of banging this milky white goddess for the last few hours, it's a shock to the system). Yes photoshop I get it, but that's like saying I got a giraffe confused with a turtle. I'm not that fucking blind! 
I send her away and text the agent and he seems surprised, I told him that's not Berry and text him Berry's picture. He says wait. I wait 15 minutes, and another knock on my door.
Another below average looking Thai girl.  FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only am I not getting what I wanted, I'm getting the reject thai girls, not even the pretty ones! UGH! I can get such prettier thai girls in HK or thailand, what is with these D grade thai girls?????
I send her away and now the agent is PISSED AT ME!!! 
He says, "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL???" "What are you doing!?!?" Shit now I'm a little nervous this guy has my number. I'm just sending him pics of Berry.
Now it's 30 minutes in I wait as he says he will get another.
Final knock and the girl is at least average. Decent looking, and now I"m desperate, the room rate runs out in 90 minutes. She's got a good body and decent smile. God damnit, I tell the agent its fine.
The main event
She gives me a shower, barely any flirting, a little, she plays with LB a little. I've had a million times better showers. OK. Fine I tell her to give me a massage first, I actually needed one. Thankfully she is actually good at that. She gives me a decent thai massage for about 15 minutes, she says she worked in the massage business before.
I flip over, strokes LB a bit, and does a quick BBBJ, just a minute to get LB hard and then caps me. I realize I don't want to have sex with this woman. I tell her just a BJ and after a while she gets it. She uncaps me, gives me a mediocre BBJ for less than 5 minutes, then goes straight into HJ. She finishes me off with a HJ and cleans me up. It was pretty non-eventful.
We've got less than 30 minutes, and I'm not going to be able to get LB up again so fast, especially when the girl is just not working for me. So much for two shots, that's not gonna happen. I shower alone to clean up, and come back and she's on her phone and laying on the bed looking tired. She complains she did 4 or 6 guys today and she's exhausted and going back to Thailand tomorrow.
I ask her for a little more back massage and she gives about 5-10 minutes massage before collapsing on the bed.
WTF more am I gonna do here. Fuck this whole thing. I don't blame this girl, not her fault, I pay her $100 because I had already paid $20 for the cheap room, the $120 was with room.
I just tell myself at least I got a decent thai massage out of it, but this was a terrible experience. Stupid newbie move, I should have known better. I pretty much got the worst of the worst, blah. Poor experience in Singapore. | |
How the fuck is nuru gonna happen in this room???
Berry was a goddess from the heavens! Berry was a white skinned D cup Chinese beauty with doe eyes and a smile that gives angels their wings.
FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only am I not getting what I wanted, I'm getting the reject thai girls, not even the pretty ones! UGH! I can get such prettier thai girls in HK or thailand, what is with these D grade thai girls?????
I don't blame this girl, not her fault, I pay her $100 because I had already paid $20 for the cheap room, the $120 was with room.