My happy Easter holiday - part 1
Date & Time of Session: 25.03.2016
Location: LKF
Name: Chi or Che
Link: N/A
Agent: N/A
Nationality & Language: Mainland China, mandarin I guess
Age: 30 something
Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Skill: 3/5
Service: 3/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 0/5
Price & Session Length: HK $ 1100
Repeat: nope
Dear fellow punters, this is my first report on this forum, so please bear with me. From the beginning I would like to apologize for my English (not my mother tongue).
Now let's get started. Whenever I'm in HK, I like to start my party session in LKF. Sometimes is with happy endings, other times just simply socializing.
So... Friday evening, LKF, OCB. I've entered the establishment, got myself a drink and started to check the place out. Lots of couples, lots of singles, some Dutch, German and Korean single ladies. Small chitchat, nothing special. I don't have the proper age and the necessary time to seduce anymore. I notice two Asian girls siting at the end of the bar, drinking orange juice, which I know it's on the house. I approach them and check them out. One is pretty small, almost a midget, the other one looks ok, as far as I can see in that dark place. I tried to make a conversation, but they just ignored me, so I just order a round of shots. When the bartender gave them the tray and pointed towards me, they both looked at me and started to giggle. Wow. When the shorty opened her moth ... OMG, a bat cave. Instantly I've mentally blocked her so I've focused on the more normal one. Unfortunately she speaks only Chinese (not that I want to be rude, but I can't tell the difference between Mandarin and Cantonese, as I speak none of them). She says she's from TW. Nope, that's not true, she's 100% from the mainland. I've used google translate to be able to communicate. I don't like to hang out too much so I asked her directly what are her services. She replied 'massage, good massage '. Ok, that's a start. How much? 2000. Wow, hold your horses. What do you say if I give you 500? She asked 1500. We agreed for 1000. Jumped in the taxi and back to my hotel where she immediately got undressed.
The looks: nice face, slim body, around 5.2 height, small tits, little tummy and a huge bush. My first instinct was to look for a machete to put down that Amazon forest. FML.
She helped me to take off my clothes and jumped into the shower. Here nothing special, only that she was playing with my nipples the same way I used to play with my first stereo when I was a kid, pretending to be a DJ. Lots of attention to LB, checking him like she was a doctor. Everything seemed to be ok and she even gave me the thumbs up. What a great deal for me, two in one, FS and medical checkup.
Back to the room, onto the bed, the usual catbath, same nipple fetish (I've almost started to bleed ,so I had to tell her to stop). She went down to LB (we've agreed for BBBJ) and here things started to become interesting. I can't blow you, she said, because you're too big (at least this is what I understood from the sign language and face expression). That's when I've started to laugh so hard that I think I've managed to wake up some neighbors. I'm not big at all. I'm big enough not to pee on my shoes. So you better start working that 'monster ' or there'll be no money. She was using only to fingers, like chopsticks. Listen to me, you better choke the chicken or you leave!
That's when she finally understood that she has to earn that 1k. I can't complain, it was an average BBBJ, good suction sometimes and she even let me guide her. Let me play with her LS and tits while she was performing. This went on for 10 minutes or more. Then she caped me, with my own doom (I always use my own dooms). We started in CG, she has nice moves, she was pretty tight,even for me. After 5 minutes she wanted so switch to missionary. Nope. I never did missionary in my life, I've tried it when I was a teenager, never liked it, never been good at it. I'm talking about the classic one, where you have to put all your weight into your arms. To be clear, I look like Ron Jeremy, hairy as an ape and chubby. So we went for doggie. I don't know how you call it in English, but we've started in normal doggy position and fired while she was lying flat on the bed. Her back was all sweaty so I just decided to pullout, remove the doom and spray all over her back. Not one of my best decisions, but I've managed to shut her up with an extra 100.
Back to the shower, separately. I could hear her talking to herself while showering. After I finished showering I laid on the bed. Then she came out of the shower and laid next to me. Oops, why isn't she getting dressed? She tries to make me understand that she wants one more time. It was not a bad punt, but the night was still young. So I've told her that I have to go to the airport, because I'm living HK. I don't think she was happy for not being able to earn some more cash...
-To be continued- | |
