Top 10 Bar Girl Lies...
OK Bros, how many of these gems have you heard over the years?
I No Have Boyfriend
Yeah right. Who dropped you off at work? Is that a photo of you and your brother in your purse? All those farrangs on LINE are just friends, right?
Work Bar Only 2 Week
Which bar has she worked in for only two weeks? This one? What about all the other bars she has worked in around Bangkok and Pattaya for the past few years?
My Phone No Power
You try to phone your teerak and her phone is off… when she finally gets off her back with her boyfriend / customer she will simply say her phone had a dead battery. I don’t know any Thai, bar girl or not, who is ever without their phone. 20% power remaining = end of the world is near.
I Love You
This is one of my favourites and within an hour a bar girl can utter those three little words. Did she see your account balance at the ATM?
You Very Big
Now unless she is a horny little minx and wanting a good roll in the hay, this can be one of those top pocket excuses not to do the business. A lot of humming and hawing with plenty of ego massaging that maybe results in a handjob or BJ to avoid intercourse with someone she really doesn’t want to service. Unless you are packing some serious sausage you aren’t hung like a horse despite what little miss cute ass tells you.
I Like Old Man Fat With Good Heart
This translates as I will be with you because you have a fat wallet, not a fat stomach.
I No Have Baby
As soon as her towel gets undone back at the hotel her map of the world will be all too evident unless she has tattooed her belly. She can’t hide all those stretch marks so take a look at her ass. “Close light teelak, I shy”. LOL.
I No Like Local Man
Oh really? See #1
He Only My Friend, We Only Go Eat
And she will tell the next guy in the queue the exact same thing about you. You could also ask what was she actually eating… Mr Banana?
I Finish Work Bar Go My Village
Yeah for two or three days until she gets bored after blowing off the cash you gave her. Then it’s back to the big smoke and party time with her friends at the bar she had quit. A few drinks later and the offer of a 3k baht short time stint and it’s back on the merry-go-round.
Obe
[ Last edited by obe at 10-2-2016 17:46 ] | |
