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butterflea	8-2-2016 09:43
	lovers lane ============================================================ "Uh, yes, Officer?" "What are you doing?" The cop asked. "Well Officer" the young man replied "I'm reading a magazine". Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asked "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugged "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails". Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night, on lover's lane... and nothing obscene was happening! The cop asked "'What's your age, young man?" "I'm 22, sir" the young man replied. The cop asked "And her... what's her age?" The young man looked at his watch and replied "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..." ============================================================ After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. ============================================================

Username	Time	Credits	Reason
MothToAFlame	8-2-2016 10:45	Acceptance +3

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