Hyped1
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23-1-2016 19:51 |
A couple of tasteless one-liners
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like muffing your sister, it tastes the same but something's not right about it.
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding… He still hasn ’t unwrapped his present.
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I dropped a bag of Maltesers in a weightwatchers meeting yesterday. Best game of Hungry Hippos I've seen in a while.
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I am not saying let's go kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
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What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone. | |
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