How does Stephen Hawking refresh himself after a long day?
F5
I keep spontaneously singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..."
The next line is just a whim away.
I've been trying to book tickets on the phone for an Elvis tribute act but it keeps telling me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
My wife left me because of my obsession with touching pasta. Now I'm feeling cannelloni without her.
I was diagnosed as being mute a few years ago but I was cured. I went to the doctor and he stuck a red hot poker up my arse. I screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Excellent," he said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll do 'B' "
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