When it come to screwing up popular phrases I've been there, done that, got the tea bag.
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and an elementary school in Pakistan?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
The doctor said my rapid weight gain could be due to stress and over work. I said I've had a lot on my plate recently.
According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
Funf
They say when you see a lion you should stand completely still so when I came across one recently I froze and didn't move a muscle. Six hours later a bloke came up to me and said, "The zoo's closing mate."
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