My problem with 37D
I know it is a legendary place, one of must do places for HK mongerers and many people have good things to say.
37D used to seem to treat me right in that the technicians were very, umm, accommodating. They let me have my way with them with everything I tried  (OK no anal or anything weird, of course). However, this goes back some to three or four years when I was dealing with some of the famed Becky, Lele and their ilk of not beautiful but certainly not unattractive providers. I don't know if anyone remembers any of these people. Lele’s snatch and anus, were the perfect anatomical specimens one had ever seen in terms of symmetry, shape and colour, and she could have easily served as a model for medical textbook s. Still see her there she apparently now works as a MMS part time and as I am coming in at 9:00 pm (see below) she is just getting off work. I always gave her a smile and hello and say with my smile and my eyes “I know what you look like flat on your back when your legs are in the air and my face is 2 inches from your pussy ”.
However of late it seems like 50% of the time, including tonight for example, the techs they offer me does not LFK or DFK , and of course DATY is never available. Half the time they have done a stealth KY application while in the bathroom drying off anyway, so when I try to DATY they “no its got KY inside”. One time I got so fed up with this that I took a tissue and gently wiped it out of her snatch and then proceeded to DATY, over her objections. She was not pleased at all as she did not expect me to even discover it, and of course at that point the game was up and so she had to go in the bathroom and reapply it.
Once I got so fed up with this that when one refused to kiss or allow DATY then I got off the bed and started to put my clothes on. The Skivvies went on and then as I reached for my trousers she grabbed them and wouldn't give them to me because she knew I was leaving and it would've made a bad situation for her when she got back downstairs. I jerked them away from her and then she quickly grabbed my shirt and wasn't going to give it up and pushing me back towards the bed. I took the shirt away from her put it on and walked out the room. Yes I was a jerk but thats what happens when I pay my hard earned money for DATY and I am denied it.  The 4th floor hotel saw me walk out the door with a scowl  and quickly rang down to 37D to say in effect that "trouble is coming down the stairs" . The Chief Purser MMS was waiting for me on the landing and asked what was wrong . I was so pissed off  I ignored her  and kept going down the stairs and out the door. However I understand from other people's experiences that in such cases if I had told her my problem I would've gotten a do over with another provider at no charge. Impatience has its costs.
Because of the foregoing experience, the last 6 to 9 months I have limited my 37D activity to a single provider who has really given me exceptional experience, a delightful 42-year-old MILF from Fujian and I always book a double session. Unfortunately she seems to travel back to China quite a bit and only starts working at 9 PM and for someone like me with a family like this makes it a bit hard to get home on time. Tonight was one of the one in three times when she is “off” and so I usually stand up and make a move to walk out. I know this is a lame strategy because chances are equally great that she will not be there as they are that she will be there and so my success ratio with her is accordingly low.
After I hear my regular is not there, what happens next depends on which MMS is there . One of the MMS knows me and knows I only come in to see this lady and when she says she is not available I simply say thank you and walk out. Other MMSs who don't know me grab my arm and try to induce me to stay and about half the time I am thinking with my penis rather than my brain and I take the bait. They then show me one of the providers who, based on my penis’ recommendation , I select and go upstairs. Thereafter I have with her experience similar to that as described above.
Conversely, in 8 years of KP, I figure some 300 visits , I have had only 4 who would not let DFK. It's for this reason I don't like 37D. 
(To be clear, this is describing the place on the 1/F. I have never been to 2/F)
Keep on mongering 
[ Last edited by gwailoplayer at 9-7-2013 21:51 ] | |
They let me have my way with them with everything I tried 
(OK no anal or anything weird, of course). However, this goes back some to three or four years when I was dealing with some of the famed Becky, Lele and their ilk of not beautiful but certainly not unattractive providers. I don't know if anyone remembers any of these people. Lele’s snatch and anus, were the perfect anatomical specimens one had ever seen in terms of symmetry, shape and colour, and she could have easily served as a model for medical textbook
s. Still see her there she apparently now works as a MMS part time and as I am coming in at 9:00 pm (see below) she is just getting off work. I always gave her a smile and hello and say with my smile and my eyes “I know what you look like flat on your back when your legs are in the air and my face is 2 inches from your pussy
”. 
, and of course DATY is never available. Half the time they have done a stealth KY application while in the bathroom drying off anyway, so when I try to DATY they “no its got KY inside”. One time I got so fed up with this that I took a tissue and gently wiped it out of her snatch
and then proceeded to DATY, over her objections. She was not pleased
at all as she did not expect me to even discover it, and of course at that point the game was up and so she had to go in the bathroom and reapply it. 
The 4th floor hotel saw me walk out the door with a scowl 
and quickly rang down to 37D to say in effect that "trouble is coming down the stairs"
. The Chief Purser MMS was waiting for me on the landing and asked what was wrong
. I was so pissed off 
I ignored her 
and kept going down the stairs and out the door. However I understand from other people's experiences that in such cases if I had told her my problem I would've gotten a do over with another provider at no charge. Impatience has its costs.
and I always book a double session. Unfortunately she seems to travel back to China quite a bit and only starts working at 9 PM and for someone like me with a family like this makes it a bit hard to get home on time. Tonight was one of the one in three times when she is “off” and so I usually stand up and make a move to walk out. I know this is a lame strategy because chances are equally great that she will not be there as they are that she will be there and so my success ratio with her is accordingly low. 
rather than my brain and I take the bait. They then show me one of the providers who, based on my penis’ recommendation
, I select and go upstairs. Thereafter I have with her experience similar to that as described above.
, I have had only 4 who would not let DFK. It's for this reason I don't like 37D. 
