Originally posted by feddy1 at 18-4-2013 17:56
I am very new to this mongering. Kindly give me some tips abt how to approach a WG. I had a thought in my mind to visit a WG for long time. Lets try out this in life.
1) Find an ATM, withdraw a pile of cash. There is usually a button for fixed amounts like 1000 HKD, 1500 HKD, and "a pile". Some older ATMs don't have a "pile". In that case, ask inside the bank branch for assistance.
2) Go to Temple Street in the late evening, using metro only. Any other mode and you will not get laid. Eg, if you drive a Porche, they will all think you have a small dick and avoid you.
3) Look for women who don't appear to be hookers, just acting natural, holding hands with some man
4) Hold out exactly 86.7% of the pile of money in front of you, in your LEFT hand
5) With your RIGHT hand, point at your cock
6) Round your mouth into an "O" and make sucking noises
7) Then extend your left hand towards the woman
8) You have now popped your mongering cherry. Fun, wasn't it?
Originally posted by feddy1 at 18-4-2013 17:56
My blog will be funny to all. But still i need to advice.
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