Reply #4 wander's post
hehe.. I didnt realize this might be so interesting.
Hmmm, so how can I describe her???
I have an idea on how to get to it. Here goes:
I have a buddy who is absolutely encyclopedic with movie quotes. And he is absolutely a smart AND funny motherfucker! So he peppers every conversation, randomly, with these movie-quotes that fit the situation perfectly. His quotes are usually so hilariously brilliant I dont know how he does it... But just as often they are so obscure (referencing some movie only he remembers, or whatever) that it just seems like gibberish coming out of his mouth - just random words that make no sense at all in context to the current moment. Still funny to him..., but the rest of us are making WTF faces, even though we all realize he is references something that is likely perfect for the moment -- if only we were clued-in enough to get the joke.
Ok: That is my buddy.
My Chinese fuckbuddy is this obscure ALL the time. Pretty much EVERYTHING that comes out of her mouth is beyond comprehension. At first I thought she was actually brilliant, like my buddy was, I was the one who was too slow (or ignorant) to keep up with her. I figured once I understood her humor/intellect a but more I would start to get it all. Nope. She is fucking insane! The last few meetings we start fucking within 10 seconds of her getting in the door... no time to talk!!! But afterwards, she starts trying t have these conversations -- and it is like trying to talk to an alien. really.
"So, how's work going?" I ask.
"hhahahh, heeeee hhe Wow. You should bet the honda on that one!"
"What??" I ask....
"fifteen people ate the zombie"
"Oh.., at work??? You have a zombie problem?"
"hehe ahhha moogie moogie blaaa... Yes, Zombies in my underwear!!!"
"I am sorry baby.. I have no fucking clue what you are talking about...."
and on and on and on until I have to throw her out.
Then one nite she came over (un-invited) and stayed outside my hotel door for an hour... left me 15 voicemails all with bizarre, alien-language like above. Just freaked me the fuck out!!
Anyway.., there is much, much more but it is almost impossible to explain. She IS a wickedly good fuck! Truly... I love it... But I cant handle any other interaction with her. | |
