tonto1509
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11-4-2008 11:12 |
One for the husbands and punters
A man and his wife went to buy a bull for their Farm. At one enclosure a sign over the pen stated that the bull had mated 150 times the previous year.
The wife turns to her husband and says " You can take a few tips from him".
A bit further down another sign says that the bull had mated 365 times the previous year.
The wife says "OMG, thats once a day for a year. You can definitely get a few tips from him. I'll just ask the farmer what he feeds the bull"
To which the husband replies "While you're there why don't you ask him if it was with the same cow". | |
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