* If you tend to favor a certain sauna, a certain girl, a certain civvie, then take note of the brand of soap they have and get the same one at home.
* Get a phone that supports 2 sim cards at the same time.
* For the gf/wife and STD issues, plan your punts so that you're doing it on the first day of their periods or close to right before. This way there's little chance she'll be hitting you up for sex for a few days. This will give you some time to notice any symptoms if you've caught something.
* Get another bank account.
* If your employer is sophisticated, they can setup a split-direct-deposit. The next time you get a raise, put the extra in the new account only without telling your SO about the raise.
* If not, you can set your online banking up to pay your other account as a bill each month, make up some new membership.
* Another way to siphon your own money into another account under the watch of an SO is to setup a paypal account with a name of your choosing then bill yourself (your other self). If you want to go through the hassle you could even setup a merchant account and have it auto bill you each month.
* For those that have the funds and aren't financially watched by the SO, setup a different apartment. If you have monger friends locally, split the cost. Put the apartment right next to the red light district of your choice, or next to the club of choice where you prey on civvies. | |