Precautions taken by Married Mongerers
Married Mongerers, what sort of precautions do you take during your activities to ensure you're never found out? Those of you who have not been found out, how long have you managed to keep your hobbies discreet? Who of you have been found out despite your best efforts and how did it happen?
I've only been doing this secretly for a couple of months. Here's some things I'm doing as a precaution
* I have a shirt I keep aside specially for meeting girls. I leave it at work. If it gets a perfume smell or lipstick on it, it's no problem, because I won't be bringing it home to be found anyway. I'm still not sure what I'll do when it comes time to wash the thing. Hand wash at work maybe? Hang it up to dry over my desk chair? 
* I try to minimise the risk of STDs. I don't accept BBBJ. I have been enjoying DFK and DATY though, and I'm considering cutting that out.
* I have NFI what to do about herpes or warts. So far I'm just hoping the pussy checks and before/after showers help, and hoping that if I do get something anyway and give it to my wife, that we'll both be asymptomatic and never know about it. Wishful thinking.
* I use porn mode browsers on my phone and home computer for viewing this site
* I go to the gym regularly and keep that as an alibi for why I'm home late and why I've just had a shower. I also make sure I do actually go to the gym and shower afterwards so the soap smell is exactly the same as on a real gym night.
* If I'm arranging an affair with a civvie, I don't give them my number or any way of reaching me but specialised private email/skype accounts. I'm careful to always dial 113 (block number) before calling them. There should be no way for them to ever reach me when my wife could notice it.
* Kind of the most basic, obvious requirement: I'm not admitting anything to her anymore. I used to be a big fan of honesty. But after seeing the results of that philosophy, I now I think it's overrated when your happiness and pleasure in life is at stake. It's needlessly cruel to try to wake your partner up to the reality that men desire and need other women if they can't figure out that obvious fact themselves.
How about the rest of you? Got any tips to help a fellow cheating, no-good jerk of a husband out?
edit: forgot a couple more:
* Started getting brazillian waxed. Saves having to worry about crabs.
* I budget myself only $100/week, saving up for punts in hopes that it'll go unnoticed (wife keeps track of our finances).
[ Last edited by pijyske at 24-6-2012 10:51 ] | |
