IRS + pix
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A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to
audit an old rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old guy, so he says, "Rabbi,
what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every
once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the matzo crumbs from your
table?"
We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while
they send us a free box of matzos."
The kid grins and thinks he's got him on this one: "And what do you
do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The old rabbi smiles beatifically and replies:
We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a
little prick like you."
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A priest gets a flat tire fixed. As the car's coming down on the lift,
the priest asks the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight ?"
The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's pussy."
The priest frowns and says, "You better give them another turn then."
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A man was telling a friend about a nudist party he'd been invited to.
"I rang the bell, and the nudist butler opened the door." he started.
His friend interrupted, "How did you know he was a butler?"
"Well," he answered smoothly, "I could tell right away that it wasn't
the maid..."
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Our forefathers guaranteed us the right to the pursuit of happiness.
They should have given us a few clues as to where to look.
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