Reply #3964 AsnDragon's post
WOT???!!
We're talkin' about marriage bro!
and even if not marriage, at least gals we feel a certain amount of "something" with/more importantly a gal we would consider to be a longer lasting "regular!" We're not just discussing the common strumpet that drifts in and out from most mongers' horizon, and we ain't talkin' about the common ploy of a lot of skilled WG's to milk mongers.
I'd think that such a "union" would merit a lot of consideration even by the gal and not just those piddlin' assed items you've put forward.
And I say that as such, we guys MUST seize the moment to establish how the marriage will work and NEVER leave it to the designs of the fairer member of the sex. Yeah, they're fairer - and usually way dumber too IMHO. LOL!
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NO SEX Since 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." | |
