How to improve your experience with Koreans
Thought I'd share a few essential phrases for non-Koreans who are looking for Korean P2P action...
First, if you can make the girl laugh, she's going to loosen up and you'll probably get better service... she'll probably also like you a bit more and view you as more human than just another nameless punter.
If you're white like me, she'll probably assume you're an American solider (if you have short hair) with Korean experience, or if you look a bit dopey she'll probably assume you're an English Teacher.
Koreans generally never expect non-Koreans to speak Korean, so here's how "you can win GFE's and influence people" among the K-girl set:
1. Anyong-hoe-say-o = Hello
You can open with this line.
If you're non-Korean, you may have to say it a couple times because she won't be expecting it all and you'll be catching her off guard, and your pronunciation will probably be off.
Just smile and say it a couple times... she'll eventually get it and giggle and laugh.
You can also use this to weed out the Chinese girls pretending to be Korean.
If they don't know what you're saying after a couple tries, or if her response doesn't sound natural, you'll know she's a faker.
If she's the real deal, she may may reply with: "Hangul mal hi oh" which means "Can you speak Korean?".
Just say "Jo-Koom", which means "just a little". She will be very impressed that you can respond to that question.
Now for the fun stuff:
"Un-dung-ee e-buddha" = You have a beautiful bum.
"Kun Jews Jews" = You have big boobs.
"Boji Mashiseo" = Use after DATY... it means you have a "delicious pussy".
"Boji e-buddha" = You have a beautiful pussy. (FYI, Boji is the Korean word for pussy)
"Boji Joe" = Give me your pussy!
"Don-ko Sex!" = I want Anal sex (but good luck ever getting that from a Korean).
And my personal favorite:
"No noon Byun-tay!" = You are a pervert.
So, dudes, learn these key simple phrases (it's represents basically the full extent of my Korean knowledge), and you are gauranteed to make her laugh and get a GFE from a K-provider.
Kum-sum-ni-da (Thank you!)
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[ Last edited by dogthom at 29-5-2012 18:15 ] | |
