Original Post
vagabondcarlos

17-5-2012 03:12
Just a thought…. Cocksucker

Probably had too much of a coffee for the night and while browsing through the site, I suddenly had a thought. Or a “conversation” thought actually sprang up. It goes like this:

Me: Hey, you’ve sucked my cock right?
SO: yea, so what?
ME: Well, that makes you a cocksucker.
SO: wtf.

I mean, I’m single now. And I don’t really have a target to try this now. But I’m really bent on trying this out someday. (LoL) Let’s just I’m going to prepare my lines for any backlash.

Me: I mean, you did suck me. So that makes you a cocksucker, literally.
SO now pissed and all out fiery… scorning her way through
Me: Well, it’s a fact. You did something, so are “it”. Like if I lied, I am liar. Though I’m not a perpetual liar but every time we have a fight, you’ll call me a liar because I lied that one time. So you sucked me, I can call you a cocksucker.
Me: Look, I’m not like calling a bitch cause you ain’t no fucking dog. Or a whore cause you don’t do it. But you did suck my cock and probably some others.
SO:  So, you’ve gone down on me, right?
Me: Yea.
SO: So that makes you a pussy licker.
Me :Yes I am!

So time passes after such a “labeling” began. Now two bros are chilling out and the conversation goes:

Me: So how’s your cocksucker?
Bro: Good like the old times. How’s yours sucking?
Me: Well, she stopped since the day I started calling her “cocksucker”.
Bro: Weak, dude! Weak!

Now let’s just let this go on for a little while longer. Me still pondering the question, so goes visiting mum.

Me: Hey, mum. How’s it going?
Mum: As usual.
Me: Mum, can I ask you something? Have you sucked dad’s cock?
Mum: What?
Me: I mean, if you did. Does it make you a “cocksucker”, literally?
Mum: Atrocious! I want you out of my house right now!

Well, chased out with the broom and back on the road trip home. Me sees my SO doing her stuffs by the bed.

Me went up and apologized.
Me: Hun, I’m sorry for calling you a C “toot”. Can you forgive me?
SO: No. you’re a pussy licker.
Me: I mean, I got shooed out by mum for popping the stupid question. I feel bad. I think I hurt you. I’m sorry.
SO: It’s good that you know.

So we go mushy with the hugging and smooching and slipping into action. Then scenario happens again:

Me: Could you suck me? Like the way you did it before. I missed how your tongue swirled with all the taking it in.
SO relents and go down once again.
Me: Hah, see! You’re a cocksucker!

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DArtagnan 17-5-2012 13:43 Acceptance +1 Man, you have way too much time on your hands ... ;-)


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