My first time was good and bad. The good? I didn't have to pay! The bad? It wasn't very good; she was rude and very mechanical (though she did get the job done).
I went drinking with a few buddies of mine, and went on for quite a while. When there was just three of us left, the oldest guy (he was quite a few years older than me), decided he wanted to punt before calling it a night. I've never been, so I was hesitant; bbut my friend was like,"You've never been?! Don't worry, your first time is on me then!" So I went along to a massage place.
Maybe it was because I was already drunk, but the girl I got had a terrible attitude. She kept complaining the whole time, didn't really let me do anything. Just told me to listen to her instructions, so we could get this over with. I can't say the experience was pleasurable.
That experience probably turned me off for a while, since it was another two years or so before I punted again. | |
