Original Post
stikkanx

9-4-2012 18:59
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

An old, blind Drover wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a Double rum ...

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that
you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
  
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
lifter.
  
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
  

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?'

The blind Drover thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

'Nah....................................................................
.......... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

UsernameTimeCreditsReason
Mister 10-4-2012 00:07 Karma +1 LOL!
Petay_1283 12-4-2012 11:20 Karma +1 lol


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