Report on OLD Granny Delight in Central Europe; Run for your life
Name: OLD granny delight
Link: Not on DB. I have the phone number – PM me.
Sex Appeal: +5/5 [even for shaved pussy]
Face : -5/5 like old granny next door]
Body : -5/5 nice, curvy body with ripe A cup titties with juicy erect nipples]
skin was too dry. Drippy, sagging tits.
Estimated age of the girl: Didn't want to tell me but if I had to guess risen from the grave.
Skill: +5/5 Nice BJ with all gum,
Service : 5/5 She is old pro and ALL used up; she could not get enough sex
repeat : NOT in my life, or any next life, or future life, or spiritual life.
Damage : $200 and my dignity
Future Contract : 1-800-suck-wind number for the papasan's cell ; Toll Free
Summary :
Checked a BBS in a remote village in Central Europe. A papasan ( pimp ) recommended some girl that didn't have any customers for a long, long time and great service. In fact he was will to pay me if I was not satisfied with the service. I quickly said OH yell !!! 
Went upstairs to some old run down apartment building. Walked passed two gangster like thug that were playing cards in front of a door to an apartment. Went inside and I was freaked out !! At first I thought I was seeing a dead corpse but then she woke up. Then the girl had a big big smile on her face when she saw me.  I then said OMG and OH SHIT.  The apartment smelled like something died and looked like it hasn't been cleaned for sometime. There were spiders and other insects all over the place. The bed sheets looked like there were never washed in years. Tried to leave but the door was closed and locked. The papasan was also blocking me and preventing me from leaving. I said I wasn't interested. He then started begging me that she was poor and had no customers for a long, long time. I said NO again and then he said it was for FREE. The girl has not had an organism in years. She is real horny and love sex. I said NO again. Then he told me the only way I was leaving was to screw the girl. The papasan said If I try to leave without the doing it, there are two guys outside. He said I can do whatever I want. I then said anal ? And he then said, YES, YES !! Argued over with the papasan for five minutes and I finally agreed where she pays me $200.
I went into the bathroom and took a hand filed of blue Viagra and a few Cialis pills. Normally ½ a pill or nothing but in this case I felt a hand full was needed. Weired, I have never seen a black and white TV and she was watching it. We both got naked and I still couldn't get it up.  She requested DATY and reluctantly I did it. I tried but quickly gave up from the bad egg like smell from her virginal. She even farted in my face during DATY a few times. She then started giving a BJ that was all gum since she took out her false teeth. Sadly, I finally, got hard. I then put on two condoms instead my just one for extra protection. I put it her pussy but it was so, so loose. She said try anal it's tighter. I tried but even that was loose. ( see picture ). After a while, her stinky feet and dead body odor started to get to me. Around 10 minutes of sex, the little guy couldn't take it anymore and gave up. She looked at it and took off the condoms. She then started slapping the little guy a few times really hard to get it to attention but It didn't work. Next, she started squeezing the little guy hard. I had to stop her because it started to really hurt. We finally give up. I asked if it was OK to take picture for friends who might be interested. I said there were no guarantees. She said fine and will give me a commission or discount if I found someone.
She called the papasan on her cell phone to come in. He came in and had a big smile on her face. He quickly said how was it ? I didn't say anything and was too disgusted. The girl said since I didn't satisfy her, I wasn't going to get the 200. I had to pay her 200. I said OK and it's fine just to get out of the place. I took a long, long hot shower by myself. When leaving the two guys outside were giggling with big smiles on their faces.
Conclusion and Opinions:
I'm sure this was the oldest girl I ever did. She might have die and can back from the grave. Definitely, No repeat for me. You don't know what to expect following a mommie up an apartment in rural Europe or anywhere. Lucky I didn't catch anything or turn into anything.  Anyone brave enough to try 
[ Last edited by Weelock at 4-3-2012 16:50 ] | |
I then said OMG and OH SHIT. 
The apartment smelled like something died and looked like it hasn't been cleaned for sometime. There were spiders and other insects all over the place. The bed sheets looked like there were never washed in years. Tried to leave but the door was closed and locked. The papasan was also blocking me and preventing me from leaving. I said I wasn't interested. He then started begging me that she was poor and had no customers for a long, long time. I said NO again and then he said it was for FREE. The girl has not had an organism in years. She is real horny and love sex. I said NO again. Then he told me the only way I was leaving was to screw the girl. The papasan said If I try to leave without the doing it, there are two guys outside. He said I can do whatever I want. I then said anal ? And he then said, YES, YES !! Argued over with the papasan for five minutes and I finally agreed where she pays me $200. 
She requested DATY and reluctantly I did it. I tried but quickly gave up from the bad egg like smell from her virginal. She even farted in my face during DATY a few times. She then started giving a BJ that was all gum since she took out her false teeth. Sadly, I finally, got hard. I then put on two condoms instead my just one for extra protection. I put it her pussy but it was so, so loose. She said try anal it's tighter. I tried but even that was loose. ( see picture ). After a while, her stinky feet and dead body odor started to get to me. Around 10 minutes of sex, the little guy couldn't take it anymore and gave up. She looked at it and took off the condoms. She then started slapping the little guy a few times really hard to get it to attention but It didn't work. Next, she started squeezing the little guy hard. I had to stop her because it started to really hurt. We finally give up. I asked if it was OK to take picture for friends who might be interested. I said there were no guarantees. She said fine and will give me a commission or discount if I found someone.
Anyone brave enough to try 