JackTheBat
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26-2-2012 12:25 |
LOL!
no way, doghead....i only use designer RPGs nowadays.
that big stupid revolver shoots .410-gauge shotgun shells...for macho idiots who want to wrench their wrist-tendons.
lemme tell u how to get a designer RPG:
1) line up at one of those stores on Canton Road in TST. the ones where u need to queue up just to GET IN so u can buy some overpriced shite in a futile attempt to boost yr low self-esteem.
2) get in. ask the nearest clerk for the "Assfukk Special." they will know right away what this means and lead u into a private room.
3) an immaculately groomed young man will appear. it's best to speak Putonghua at this point.
4) reach into your pants and pull it out. your most impressive credit card, because the COLOR of the card determines what sort of armament u will be allowed to purchase.
5) u can pull out a wad of RMB, but whatever u do, don't attempt to impress with HKD. if you're outed as a local, yr assfucked and thrown out of the store.
but it's worth it. girls may like "pocket rockets," but Gun Girl is gonna be REALLY impressed when i show up with this one! nothin' says lovin' like an armor-piercing shaped-charge!
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| homer168 |
26-2-2012 12:51 |
Acceptance +1 |
LoL |
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