I'm telling you guys, being married is the best female sex suppressant known to man!
I genuinely think that if I did not punt from time to time, it would be detrimental to my relationship with my SO. So in a way, whether she realises it or not. Me banging WGs is beneficial to our relationship.
However if she found out would she appreciate it? Noooooo would be the answer to the question.
Basically it is really stacked against you being a guy in a long term relationship! You do the right thing by your partner, by going out and hammering as many chicks as you can. You can ask the WG for CIM, anal, or to stick objects up your bum (if that's your thing!). And you do all this to keep things nice and cosy at home.
We make the sacrifices, by having to go out and spend time and money finding the ladies to perform these acts upon us, purely to ease the pressure on the SO. And despite all these selfless acts, if we get found out we are the bad guys!
It's a messed up world bros, a really messed up world! | |
