Limp dick exclamations
Are there particular things that your sexual partners say that cause you to go all limp? Here's my experience with a Chinese woman (not a working girl) that I hooked up with in Beijing She's a divorcee, late 30s, short, firm body, about 20 years younger than me.
OK, we're making love, it's going really well! She's getting very vocal.
"Oh, you are my God" - makes sense, fits in my self-image
"I'm in heaven" - yep, if I'm her god then that's where I'm going to take her
I'm dying, I'm dying - how else do you get to heaven?
Oh my father, my brother! while kissing me deeply. WHOA!!! I'm driving my Porsche along an autobahn at 150kph and accidentally throw it into reverse gear. That's the effect! I've now found that if somebody calls me father when I'm making love to them my brain goes all funny. What is this woman thinking?
Luckily the subconscious part of my brain remembers that in the Chinese classics it is quite common for wives to call their husbands "father" or "brother" as a mark of respect. Subconscious brain tells conscious brain to go back to business, she isn't a bunny boiler. I tell her I just went slow for a bit to make it all last longer.
Has anybody else had their partner say unusual things that almost derails them? | |
