Stonecold
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3-1-2012 18:05 |
Christ's Miracles - Top 5 List
1) For those of you with leprosy insert any of your remaining digits (LB included) in her LS and the others will all grow back.
2) Able to feed 4000 men, loves DATY, although it does take a while to satisfy 4000 men.
3) If you've masturbated yourself into blindness one suck on your LB and you're cured.
4) While you CIM for a moment you don't feel the effects of gravity, and you're sure if you tried you could walk on water.
5) While working at a KTV people were sure that she was able to change water into wine.
**** Sorry if this religiously sensitive to anybody....its only meant as a joke.
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| CunningLinguist |
4-1-2012 00:19 |
Acceptance +1 |
Don't think you're gonna get much karma for this... |
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