PVGoober
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27-12-2011 20:08 |
Veggie Massage and Erections
Do veggie massage girls have some kind of weird sense of humor or maybe they have a girls betting pool or whatever, but I am convinced that at times they are working deliberately yet surreptitiously to get you a hard on. Oh sure any gal can grab your johnson and stroke a hard on, but I mean pushing your buttons while you lay on your back and they work the legs and stomach area without actually touching you. Maybe they love seeing a guy crossing his legs trying to wander down the hallway with a huge hard on and they have hidden cameras for the gals amusement. Or payback just because we are guys and they know they can do it and we can't pretend its not happening.
I am in a hotel massage room with a window in the door and no way is this supposed to be a happy ending place getting a good massage. I roll over and she starts head then stomach and legs. Whilst rubbing my stomach she is getting ever so close but not touching (I am thinking gawd no hard on!!).  Then on to the legs and stretching the groin whatever and not touching but (Oh gawd, do not give me a hard on!!).  Then each leg individually and up to the thigh and not touching but I am awakening (gawd please to not do this to me!!)  I hold my breath and think about biting my finger off to induce brain pain to avoid the hard on, then she is down the leg and I survived. Then the other leg and I can feel her ESP telling me "You will have a hard on!!"  and I am growing and about to say "hm ho yisi" but she slides down the leg and I am only semi-hard on. I know she is doing this on purpose cause she says "oh please remember I am #XX and you know you can have a massage in your room upstairs" 
So question for your veggie massage lovers, are they purposefully teasing you?? (I say hell yes)
Out of every 10 guys in a veggie place how many end up with a hard-on or real close (8.5 is my guess).
I just can't imagine that after say 1 year there really isn't anything a massage gal hasn't seen so just like a nurse nothing phases them.
And yes I am going to get her for the in room massage next.  | |
| Jimstevens |
4-1-2012 10:40 |
Karma +1 |
I'm always proud of my veggie boners |
| STAGMAN |
18-6-2012 00:05 |
Acceptance +1 |
He he |
| TheButler |
19-6-2012 12:06 |
Karma +1 |
Right on! Boner power! |
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Then on to the legs and stretching the groin whatever and not touching but (Oh gawd, do not give me a hard on!!). 
Then each leg individually and up to the thigh and not touching but I am awakening (gawd please to not do this to me!!) 
I hold my breath and think about biting my finger off to induce brain pain to avoid the hard on, then she is down the leg and I survived. Then the other leg and I can feel her ESP telling me "You will have a hard on!!" 
and I am growing and about to say "hm ho yisi" but she slides down the leg and I am only semi-hard on. I know she is doing this on purpose cause she says "oh please remember I am #XX and you know you can have a massage in your room upstairs" 
