Original Post
SEAJ

18-12-2011 10:59
Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

                                           THE END.

UsernameTimeCreditsReason
devilgodspeed 18-12-2011 11:09 Karma +1 LOL. . .
stu05655 18-12-2011 11:44 Karma +1 *wishful sigh*
yazoo 18-12-2011 13:09 Karma +1 We need a post of the week award!
wander 18-12-2011 13:55 Acceptance +1 Classic!! LOL
bedlam 18-12-2011 15:01 Karma +1 Best short story ever!
travelpro 18-12-2011 23:42 Karma +1 Ultimate fantasy!!
gonuts 19-12-2011 09:44 Acceptance +1 LOL. this joke is too difficult for me to understand hahaha...
DB141 19-12-2011 11:22 Acceptance +1 My life in a nutshell. At least the farting part....


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