Reply #23 wander's post
Well okay then.... given the lovely pair you allowed me to ogle. (That's the Red Ant, yes??).
Anyway, I pledge to:
--- Provide a salary subsidy to employers of DHs that increases with every attractiveness-rating-point she qualifies for. An 8 on the 1-10 scale would provide a 50% rebate to the employer. A 10 is 100% - she's essentially free, but the Employer MUST allow her 3 days a week off and 3-hour lunch breaks.
--- Legalize prostitution in all it's normal forms. Solicitation would be legal within the WanChai city limits though excessice crudeness outside an approved bar would receive a nasty frown and maybe a few "tsk, tsks".
--- The Chief Executive would receive one-frickn-huge-salary, and three DHs with a 9 or higher rating. (hehe.. it's good to be king!).
--- The all-female-anti-violence-against-WGs-Squad (AFAVAWGS) would be REALLY HOT! I mean scorching. And would be dressed to kill. Mmmmm. (But Bros, do NOT fuck around with these ones - accept the offered price and get on wih it! Tips are useful to avoid beatings).
--- Girl-Drink prices would be on a sliding scale.... once you've spend the first 100,000HK in a bar the rest of the year is half-price.
That's not a bad start, right?? | |
