happyfeet
|
1-12-2011 22:12 |
Anal
I once dated a girl (for a couple of years) who was really into anal. towards the end of our relationship she wouldn't have it any other way. Sex was no longer intimate... Maybe she preferred it that way - she might not have been *that* into me any more, I suppose.
The final nail in our relationship coffin was the night she went out 'with the girls' and rolled home COMPLETELY steaming at about 1am. She came into the bedroom to say 'hi' and told me she was going to shower and come to bed. I quickly fell back asleep only for her to wake me about an hour later as she fell on the bed in a booze comma.
Straight away I noticed a rather unpleasant smell. I assumed she had farted and tried to get back to sleep. But when the smell hadn't dispersed after ten minutes I turned on the lights. There was a big red ring around her arse where she'd evidently fallen asleep on the toilet, and a 3 inch log hanging out of her bunghole.
I went and slept on the couch. Needless to the say the next morning was very uncomfortable. We broke up officially two days later.
I'm not so into anal these days.
 | |
| SEAJ |
1-12-2011 22:27 |
Karma +1 |
Yuck! Double YUCK! |
| JackTheBat |
2-12-2011 01:05 |
Acceptance +1 |
attack of the Poopasaurus! holy guacamole!! |
| Tuffbod |
2-12-2011 08:51 |
Acceptance +1 |
Damn! That's.....I couldn't even find the words!!! |
All times are GMT+8, the time now is 17-11-2024 02:44
Disclaimer: This forum is operated as a real-time bulletin board system. 141CLUB.COM carries no legal liability on its contents. All messages are solely composed and up-loaded by readers and their opinions do not represent our stand. Readers are reminded that the contents on this forum may not convey reliable information thus it is readers' own responsibility to judge the validity, completeness and truthfulness of the messages. For messages related to medical, legal or investment issues, readers should always seek advice from professionals. Due to the limitation of the forum's real-time up-loading nature, 141CLUB.com is not able to monitor all the messages posted. Should readers find any problems regarding the messages, do contact us. 141CLUB.COM reserves the rights to delete or preserve any messages and reject anyone from joining this forum. 141CLUB.COM reserves all the legal rights.
