Ahahaha quite funny.... Mrpekz you opened an old part of my memory I had completely forgotten and that probably explains why I am still uncomfortable with it.
Let me lay on that velvet couch and tell you about it.
It happened... Errr a long time ago....Am a mid age guy and the first time I bought condoms, it wasnt that usual for a teenager to do it as hiv was known but not very clear and nobody really thought it was for real, but the girl I was dating said "dont want to fall pregnant, we need a condom" and then looked at me like "ok, you idiot, I gave you the green light subject to one thing, so now go and buy it!". So I did (and yes, I was an idiot , but when your a teen, you'd do anything to get laid!).
So, went to the pharmacist (thats where you used to buy them in France now you find them everywhere) and picked up... Whatever I saw on the shelf.
Then went to the cashier thinking "you can do that! You reeeeeallly want to fuck that girl its worth it!". Arrived at the cashier the girl (an ugly fat 50 yo lady) looks at me and raises an eyebrow.  .. "mmmmm I dont care, wanna fuck that chick" (not the 50yo one!  ). So I wait for the price.... Bip goes the machine.... Bip again.... (these systems didnt work that well at the time). She tries like 5 times and then turns around and litteraly yells at the owner who is doing something in the back of the shop"Whats the price of the (dont remember the brand) condom?!!!!!". There, that was too much for me, I blushed and started sweating... Damnit lady! Just ask me, I'll go and check it out, wanna ask the CIA about it or what? Felt very lonely but ultimately bought them and banged that girl... Was worth every drop of sweat! 
Now, thanks for that MrPekz, it was burried somewhere deep in my brain, at least nowthe 50 yo lady wouldnt scare me any more!  I owe you a beer for that! | |
.. "mmmmm I dont care, wanna fuck that chick" (not the 50yo one! 
). So I wait for the price.... Bip goes the machine.... Bip again.... (these systems didnt work that well at the time). She tries like 5 times and then turns around and litteraly yells at the owner who is doing something in the back of the shop"Whats the price of the (dont remember the brand) condom?!!!!!". There, that was too much for me, I blushed and started sweating... Damnit lady! Just ask me, I'll go and check it out, wanna ask the CIA about it or what? Felt very lonely but ultimately bought them and banged that girl... Was worth every drop of sweat! 
