Reply #1 UncleDad's post
Some ok points there bcs74, but seriously - it sounds like you are aiming on getting of as fast as possible and not super sizing the menu. My rules are rather:
1. Lots of self-abuse or fucking your wife, girlfriend or another WG just before you go out!
2. Be in the right frame of mind. High self esteem. Dancing boots. And a big happy smile!
3. Find a 9 or 10. Takes more time, but gives you more motivation!
4. Put effort into getting the best chemistry you can. Buy lots of alcohol. Personally I buy shots in the bar without telling the bartender one is for a WG. That way you get proper alcohol and not the shit they usually serve the WGs. Alcohol makes the WG forget about business and have more fun! Much harder if you are wasted and the WG is sober.
5. Build up expectations. Spend some time with the WG before heading home. Dance with her and have some fun. Make sure it is so late that there is no point for her going back for another John after you.
6. Bring your own extra thick condoms that are also the right size!
7. Take some vitamins (preferably V´s - especially if you usually don´t need them!). This is to balance off 1, 4 and 6. The combination gives your light saber the power to keep going forever.
8. Eat some food before you go home. Not good for motivation if you or the WG is staving during the night!
9. Loooooooong chit-chat, shower, foreplay, etc. Show that you care, tell her she is pretty and you love her!
10. Fuck all night! This is when it all comes together. You just blew a load a few hours ago, are pretty drunk, thick dom, viagra rock hard dick and with a tipsy and happy girl that has to finish you off before she can leave.
By the time you are done (3-4 hours) she is tired and have few options, so usually she stays the night w/o extra charges. You have to make sure you wake up before her so you can get a second round. Like most men I am very horny when I wake up hung-over, so no matter how much I fucked the night before there is never a problem doing a new round in the morning.
And then you get her to wash you off in the shower and give you a bbbj!
Now that is what I call value for money!
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