Umm, Shite!! I saw Helen... frickn drama!!
Not my fault!!
We meet at the Beverley. She enters looking as professional as always - a crisp business suit tailored to kill. I wonder what the people she works with thinks about her - she ALWAYS dresses very professionally but super, ultra hot. Kinda like a "Bond Girl" if you could image it (referring to 007 James Bond in case the referance doesnt translate). She strikes me this way, actually, and I think of her as my Bond Girl, and I would easily take her anywhere to meet anyone. Hell, she's got a lot more class and style than I do!! Fuck she's hot.
Anyway..., I know what she likes. We have a blast and all is good until I pull out - to discover that the condom broke. Fuckin hell!! I came inside her. Damn.
She freaked out beyond reason. Totally LOST HER MIND! "I will get pregnant!! The only time a man cummed inside me I got pregnant!!! I will get fired if I get pregnant!!!" Shit..., I must admit this freaked me out aswell. I try to explain the "day-after pill", but she continues... "I NEVER take medicine!!!! Medecine is bad and evil!!". (Oh oh....). Now I am getting quite worried that she wont take care of this and WILL get pregnant!
Anyway, I convince her to hit the pharmacy - either that or have my baby. She said she will and after she left apologized 100 times via SMS for freaking out.
Me? Well, I am now surfing the net looking for apporpiate "baby-Bond" pajamas. Shite. So much for my sex-only punt! | |
